A boy named Mark getting ready for school (Unaware)

My alarm clock notified me of the need to get up in the morning. But, seeing as how I liked the restful slumber of sleep with all of its French nude beach dreams, I decided to hit the snooze like any other person.

Unfortunately, I would be met with a screaming banshee.

“Mark! I swear I will come up there and tear you out of bed young man!” The voice of my mother echoed from out my door as I groggily opened my eyes.

I looked over my room. My posters of action movies and pin-up girls were still on my walls and the standee for John Wick tucked into the corner. Still my favorite movie.

I got up and proceeded to enter the bathroom, I had already taken a shower the previous night so I just brushed my teeth and combed my hair of bed-head. I looked myself in the mirror and partially admired myself. I wasn’t drop-dead handsome, but I was statistically average. Thin figure, mop of blond hair, strong chin, blue eyes. Completely normal.

The house cat, Tobbi, then walked inside the bathroom and hopped onto the sink. She purred gratitude when I rubbed under her chin. She always liked that.

Suddenly, she took on a mile-yard stare and started to speak.

“Seventeen, Twenty-four, One, Eleven, Nine hundred thirty-two, Nine, Eight, Fifty-five, Forty…”

I ignored the cat and made my way back to my room, making sure to appreciate the John Wick cut-out I got for Christmas. Man. They couldn’t pick a better actor than Tom Cruise.

I got dressed and made my way to the door. On my way I stopped in front of the full length mirror connected to my closet in order to look at myself.

Yup. I definitely picked a good outfit today. Sandals on my dainty feet, daisy dukes hugging my heart-shaped posterior, a tube top that showed a generous amount of my E-cup cleavage, with a generous amount of make-up covering my face. My long flowing crimson hair paired well with my violet eyes. I was just your average slut student.

“Mark! Don’t make me ask again!” At my mother’s second outburst I made my way out of my room and made my way down for breakfast.