A box

I open the door to reveal a Delivery man and a box that I guess he is delivering to our house. Then the man hands me a clipboard with a paper to sign and tells me to sign it which I do sign it. After I do that I give it back and he looks at to make sure and then he leaves me with this box. Then I start thinking what is in this box that is so important that my parents wanted me to answer the door just to get this package. I bring the box inside so everyone can see it before I open it in front of everyone while wondering what's in the box. That is when my parents say that "This is your new wife who you will love for the rest of life."

"Are you talking about the box or the thing in the box that I still do not know what it is that in this box?"

"It's in the box just open it because why would you marry a box that would be stupid?"

"That would be object attachment to next level if I did marry a box even though the thing in the box could be another object." So I start to open the box to see that it is...

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