A bokoblin

Zelda and Link were exploring the far reaches of Hyrule. Far from the safety of the castle, Link kept a close eye on their surroundings for trouble. Zelda on the other hand was enamored by the area. Ancient rock formations peppered the forest with strange glyphs written in Hylian. Each new formation was a new source of knowledge, and the princess sought to find them all.

"Hurry up, Link! I've barely gotten to transcribe any of these stones with you being so slow," she said rushing forward.

Zelda was a good distance ahead link and she seemed to only get further away as she found more rocks.

"Don't stray too far," Link called ahead, sternly, "we don't know what's out here."

"Oh calm down," Zelda exclaimed, rushing to a new rock formation and eagerly transcribing the writing on it into her notebook, "we haven't seen anything out here, I think we're safe," She rushed over to another formation

"You can never be too careful. Just make sure you- LOOK OUT!"

Just as Zelda reached a new formation a large creature stepped out from behind it. It had a pig-like face with large ears, a single horn, and deep blue eyes. Its skin was red like a demon and it wore only a loincloth around its waist. In its hand a rusty badly damaged sword.

"A Bokoblin…" She said meekly, too frightened to simply run away.

The creature raised the jagged sword in its grip and slashed at her. She was just barely able to dodge, as the blade tore open her shirt. The creature roared, before swinging its weapon again. Once more she just barely avoided any damage only having her trousers torn asunder.

Quivering in only her panties, she attempted to run away from the beast. However, before she could do so the Bokoblin took hold of the back of her underwear. She pulled away as the beast tried to pull her in, straining with every muscle in her royal legs.

SNAP!

She stumbled forward onto the ground, her frilly undergarments having snapped under the pressure. Cowering with her eyes closed tight, she was certain this was the end for her. She heard the slash of a sword and then silence.

Peeking from behind her hands, she saw Link standing over the defeated Bokoblin.

"Are you ok?" he asked, rushing over to her and crouching beside her.

"Y-yes I believe so…" she said, wiping the tears from her eyes.

He helped her to her feet, and she quickly covered her crotch and breasts.

"I-I'm…" she looked down at her body, heat filling her cheeks, "Link! My clothes! Fetch them for me!"

He quickly jumped into action rushing around trying to collect what he could of her outfit. Sadly it was mostly in tatters and scraps. Still, gathering as much of the shredded cloth as he could he handed it off to Zelda.

She looked at the clump of clothing in despair as the pieces sifted through her fingers leaving her holding nothing.

Turning to her bodyguard she looked at him desperately, "Link, you have to have something for me to wear! Please!"

"I… I'm sorry princess I don't…" he said, to her distress, "I left most of my equipment at the castle."

"B-but… What my I going to do?! I can't go anywhere unclothed! I'm a princess, my body is supposed to be private!"

Link rubbed his chin as he looked her over. Though he felt kinda bad for her, he had to admit she looked cute all panicked and naked. Still, he had to help her out somehow.

Looking at the dead Bokoblin on the ground, he got an idea.

"Hold on," he said, bending over the corpse.

The princess watched him curiously as he messed with the body but seconds later he arose with a smile on his face.

"Here!" he exclaimed, holding out the loincloth of the Bokoblin.

"W-what is that?" she grimaced.

"It's a loincloth! It'll keep you nice and covered on our trip back through Hyrule!"

The princess stared at the tiny cloth held along a grody piece of string in disbelief, "You want me… a princess… to wear a filthy, sweaty, stinky, gross Bokoblin LOINCLOTH?!"

Link's optimism quickly faded.

She continued, "Ignoring how it would barely cover any of my body, what if someone sees me wearing that?! A princess dressed in the clothes of our enemies! A weak enemy no less! I'd be the laughingstock of the castle!"

"Look… " Link sighed, "It's either this or nothing. Because, one way or another we're going back to Hyrule to get you to safety. So pick, gross loincloth or naked."

Zelda stared at him stunned. She was royalty, the leader of a vast army, and a bearer of the tri-**** of wisdom! And yet, he was talking to her like a child! How could she be asked to set herself up for humiliation? She couldn't stand for this, this wasn't fair. And yet, did she have another choice?