A bit off the rails, who could Miu love more than herself?

With her mind so focused on muff diving and stroking her own ego, Miu was in her own little world, nothing but her own words permitted between her ears.

“Hey, hey are you listening you damn slut? How fucking long do you plan on being buried in pussy?”

Wait, those weren’t her words. They were similar, exactly the kind of thing she’d say and the tone she’d use, but they sounded like they were coming out of someone else’s mouth. With a bit of effort she removed her head from between Kaede’s pillowy thighs.

“Yo Kaeidiot, did you say somethiii-…”

Her voice trailed off as she caught sight of Kaede, or, at least what she assumed was Kaede. Though right now it was more like she was looking in a mirror. The woman in front of her was a near carbon copy of herself, though on closer inspection there were a few differences. The overall body shape was the exact same, but her skin was just the tiniest bit paler. Her eyes were purple in contrast to Miu’s blue, and her hair was a more traditional blonde as opposed to Miu’s strawberry blonde. Her clothes had the same vibe as well, a slutty school uniform ornamented with leather straps, but it was a paler pink-purple and had music note patterns sewn in. Rather than her own pair of engineering goggles, this woman was wearing a white headband with similar music note ornaments.

Miu was confused, she wanted a sub, why the hell did the love suite turn Kaede into her.

“Uhhh, Kaede, that’s you right?”

“Damn fucking right it is, Kaede Akamatsu, the golden brained virtuoso. Plus, god damn hottest girl in this school to boot, Ahahaha~!”

Something about Kaede’s words sent a shiver down her spine, but she couldn’t just let her claim go unchallenged.

“Uhh, don’t fucking delude yourself, bitch. I’m the hottest girl around, and nobodies going to take that away from Miu Fucking Iruma. You’re just some second rate cumdumpster.”

“C-cumdumpster!?” The Miu-ified Kaede blurted out in embarrassment, though was quick to recover and return fire “Yeah, well at least I didn’t have my head buried so deep in another girl’s cunt I couldn’t hear a bomb going off, you braindead slut.”

“H-hey!” Miu’s knees quivered at the insult, but she wasn’t about to back down to some pretender to her throne. Getting to her feet she approached her semi-clone, Kaede climbing off the bed and meeting her approach halfway.

The two pressed their chests against each other, trying to vie for dominance anyway they could. But by all metrics they were entirely equal in every regard physically, so instead they resorted to name calling like petty teenagers.

“Bimbo Skank!” “Tinkerslut!” “Cowtits!” “Idiot Whore!” “Revolving Door Pussy!” “Human Gloryhole!”

They went a few more rounds before shouting at the top of their lungs.

“VIRGIN!”

Both recoiled as if shot. Their bravado faltering as their weakest spot was struck, that for all their bluster neither had really lost their virginity. But for all the shattering of their pride their faces were flushed red and their nether regions were aching. Neither had been turned on more than before this moment of back and forth, insulting and being insulted. For Miu’s part, she now understood why the love suite had gone this route, there was no one on earth she could love more than herself, with all her raunchy pride that shatters as easily as glass.

She was the goddamn queen of being a switch.

“H-hey, I ain’t no virgin, you got that?”

“Yeah, me neither. A-and if you don’t believe me, I can prove it…”

“Psh, you can try but I’ll run laps around you in bed, bitch.”

“Oh my fucking god you slut, can’t you just shut your mouth for two seconds and get over here already!”

With that, Kaede-Miu grabbed onto the collar of Miu’s uniform, pulling her in for a deep kiss which she readily returned. Miu shifted her weight forward, pushing Kaede to the bed. Both girls hands scoured the other’s body, pulling off clothes as best they could without breaking the passionate kiss they shared.

The rest of the night was a parade of lust, the two constantly switching between top and bottom as they experimented with everything that Miu, and now Kaede, had shown interest in, from strap-ons to whipping to waxplay. Almost every toy in the suite saw a little use.

Eventually, the two were left ragged, barely an ounce of energy left. Now they rested, their sex stained bodies getting comfortable beneath the rumpled sheet of the bed.

“Not bad, for a fucking virgin.”

“Oh shut the hell up, slut. You and I both know that was heaven.”

“Yeah yeah. You better be keeping this energy up every night. Now that I’ve had a taste of this I’m totally addicted.”

“I’ll promise if you do.”

“Hmph, deal.”

The two limply brought their hands together, wrapping their pinkies around each others in an agreement to seek out pleasure like this for as long as they could.

And with that last little bit of energy expended, they both conked out into the greatest sleep they’d ever had.