A bit of breast ;)

The meal on Saturday night was literally half a roast chicken and chips. It caused controversy because loads of your schoolmates refused to eat meat off the bone and demanded chicken nuggets. The vegetarians had no problem with their veggie burgers and a few kids were pacified by swapping for that option.

You absolutely inhaled your chicken though, stunned by the fussy diets of your peers. Mr Benz and Mr Robbo had no complaints as they proceeded to plough through about a chicken and a half each! Alright, slight exaggeration but when do kids start to get more relaxed about food?

Anyway, whilst there's been no sex this chapter it's important to remember that some of the chicken was BREAST meat.

Sexy.

You and Sam were separated for this meal and whilst you did sit with the room 1 crowd, you mostly talked with Curtis as the girls largely complained about how gross the chicken was (it really wasn't).

"So listen, keep it to yourself mate but I've got a bit of a surprise for later. Just... any chance you have a bottle opener?"

His eyes widened excitedly.

"No fucking way!" He whispered, punching your arm in celebration. "Elliott you little beauty! I've got one on my housekeys in the bag. Don't you worry about it!"

"Good cause these 'Dr Peppers' aren't gonna open themselves..." you smirked.

"Gotcha!" Winked Curtis. Benz and Robbo were the table behind you with all the other teachers but Benz was clearly animated. It was obvious he hadn't considered you could hear him.

"Fucking hell mate" he said to Robbo. "That coach driver. Old Jim. I've never seen anything like it in my life. He had his paws all over Lauren Anderson!"

Robbo laughed. "I know! Good old Jim eh?"

Benz shook his head. "I was like Jim. Fucking teach me!"

Robbo was crying with laughter.

Wow! You'd never suspected teachers to be low-key old pervs! Although you were pretty sure they were joking although given their roles it was probably a risky thing to joke about. Good job you liked them both then hey?

You were beginning to feel really sorry you missed Lauren getting felt up by an old bastard but maybe you could emulate the guy? Had to be worth a shot!