A bit more

"Cum Craving Cordy," said Xander, "leave the cum on your face until you get home. If a girl says anything negative about it, she's just jealous, and if a guy says anything negative about it, it's because he's mad it's not his cum on your face. Also don't forget to insist everyone call you 'Cum Craving Cordy.'"

"Ugh, I know that. I'm late for class." Cordelia left.

Xander went to class and kept to himself, but during lunch, he found Buffy in the library.

"Buffy, it's very important, I come to your house after school."

"OK, but why is it so important?"

"I need to have sex with both you and your mom. If I don't fuck both of you, you will both be in serious danger."

"Oh my god! Of course, you can have sex with us, but what trouble?"

"I can't explain now, but don't say anything to anyone, not even your mom. I'll explain this to her. She'll be happy because she really needs a good fuck, especially up the ass. She's been craving it for some time, and it's causing a lot of stress for her."

"Wow, I did not know that. I'm so glad you're such a great friend."

"Of course. It's also important you get rid of yours and your mom's cotton panties when you get home. What time does your mom usually get home?"

"She closes the gallery at five, and is usually home between five thirty and six."

"OK, I'll be there at six. It's important you wear your sexiest panties, but no bra, and a pair of tight jeans and a very tight t-shirt. Again, tell your mom nothing."

"Fine, by the way, did you see Cordelia? She's walking around with semen on her face and telling everyone to call her Cum Craving Cordy. I think she might be possessed or hexed!"

"No, she's just a stupid slut. She's always been that way, but she's not just showing it."

"Yeah, that does make sense."

"Great, now we need to french kiss while I grope you, so no one thinks were up to anything."

The two made out as Xander felt up Buffy's tits. Afterward, he went to find Willow.