A bewitching man

Your mother let's you put on some clothes and join her in the kitchen before telling you a story that makes no sense and is literally impossible, except of course that explains everything about your weird, witchy mother and the explosively erotic waking wet dream you just had.

"I met your father in college. I was a student of ancient literature, and I knew him as Professor Brand, but he could see I was seeking something deeper...something darker...he could see I was seeking him." Her pale skin grows flushed and you shift and squirm in your chair. You never thought of your mother as a sexual creature before, but seeing the state the mere memory of your father puts her in has you uncomfortably curious to hear more.

"It's important that you know he didn't hypnotize me or use some kind of love spell on me. He didn't have to. The things he's learned living for centuries...I...well I certainly shouldn't be telling my son about them in detail." It's your turn to blush and avert your eyes, which unfortunately land on your mother's t-shirt tented by her erect nipples.

"Suffice to say, I learned a lot from him. He is an extremely powerful man, Brian, and he has made his share of enemies in his time. He never wanted us to be targets because of him, but he also new there would be a chance you would inherent his latent abilities to conjure, summon, and twist the very laws of nature." You feel a vague hum under your skin and a certain heat inside you, like your veins are pumping raw power, but you have no idea what you should do with it...or how.

"He left us this." She pulls out a pamphlet for Hades University for Men. "He said you would learn everything you needed to know about the mystik arts there, and everything you needed to know about yourself." You take a deep breath, somehow sensing the vast chasm before you, and you take the pamphlet.

The moment you do, the blinding, brilliant emerald explosion fills the room and when it fades, you are sitting somewhere completely different in front of a stranger that is completely strange.