A Whole New World

I thought that in the books the gods' eccentricities were exaggerated for comedic relief. Alas, I was wrong. After my discussion with Hypnos on how to change the world forever he spent some time giving me tips for a healthy sleep routine. However he caught on to my not so subtle hints before the power point presentation began.

And now here I am, trudging along in the woods ( that I know are filled with monsters) in the dark. It was supposed to be the middle of an year, but never being to the northern hemisphere I was freezing my balls off.

I stopped near a small brook and took a look at my reflection. Yep. Still the same old me. Hypnos offered me a brand new body but what's the point in that? I want the likes of Annabeth to worship my cock while her hands roamed around my sizable stomach, while cucking her (probably) eight abbed boyfriend. Ooh I like the sound of that.

I heard a sound nearby and immediately began to think about something else. It would be embarrassing if my first meeting with my fellow demigods were to happen while having an erection. It would be equally embarrassing if I died on the hands of a monster while having an erection.

A group of three came out of the forest. Two teenage guys and a girl of the same age, all wearing full Greek armour. Is this a border patrol? What the fuck? I asked to be sent to a specific time. It seemed like the time when Thalia's tree was poisoned. Oh man I don't wanna deal with Mr.D and Tantalus!!

" Who are you?" the girl asked.

"Raj," I said giving a generic Indian name. I look Indian enough I guess. Sooner or later I would have to hurt at least some of these people and I don't want to have emotional bonds with them. Ergo the false name and nationality. " The son of Hypnos."

One of the guys immediately smirked. If you are a god and a puny mortal laugh at your mere name, no wonder he would be bitter after some 5000 years.

" Pleased to meet you," the girl said. "Since you know that you are a demigod I assume you know what this place is?"

"Camp Half-Blood."

"Correct." The guy who had been silent up to this point talked. " Demigods normally come here when they are much younger. If you knew about this place why didn't you come sooner?" He asked suspiciously.

" Monsters never showed any interest in me when I was younger. But the attacks started a couple of weeks ago. I came here for safety."

A demigod who had been attacked and trying to find safety seemed to have mellowed them a little so I decided to ask questions of my own.

" What's with the interrogation and the border patrol? I thought this was a pretty chill place."

After a brief silence the third dude answered. "It was. Some months ago Gaia the Earth mother began to rise. She corrupted the leader of the Roman camp, Camp Jupiter, and there was nearly a civil war between demigods. Two weeks ago Gaia rose and the Greeks and Romans united to stop her. There was a battle in these very woods. We lost some good guys." The last part took me off guard. Then I remembered that Leo is still missing and persumed dead.

There was a clear air of awkwardness after that. The guy cleared his throat. "Anyway that's the reason for the border patrol. You can never be too sure. Also that's probably the reason why you had to come here. Monster activity skyrocketed in the past few months."

"Ah." Internally I was very much relieved. Hypnos had sent me to the time I asked for.

"Shall we go?" The girl said gesturing her hand to the side.

***

The camp was ending a bonfire when we came. I couldn't make much out in the firelight but I was able to recognize Chiron with his four legs and a girl with red hair sitting apart from everyone else whom I assumed was Rachel.

Everyone became silent when we came. " We found a new guy." The girl announced.

Chiron came to us with surprising speed. ( In hindsight it was not surprising at all. The guy was half horse.) " Welcome. My name is Chiron."

"Raj. Pleasure to meet you sir." I said taking his hand. I remembered how much he liked being called sir.

"No need to call me that." He said, though he sounded pleased all right. " Do you know who your - ah, never mind."

He along with everyone else was looking above my head. I looked up to see a glowing poppy branch with white liquid - water from the river Lethe - dripping.

"Hail, son of Hypnos." Some more snickering. " It's late. We will speak at length tomorrow morning. The head of your cabin -" he pointed to a guy who was dozing off "- uhhhhh, he will lead you to your cabin and answer your basic questions."

After they managed to wake up the sleeping kid - Clovis- we were good to go. Several people came up to me and greeted me warmly, though most ignored us. And then came a guy who was easy to recognize with his black hair and sea green eyes. And standing with him was...

HOLY SHIT WAS THAT ANNABETH?? She was about my hight, with blond hair and grey eyes. Her tits - while not monstrously large as some of their depictions are - were larger than my hand and looked extremely juicy. Unfortunately in the dark night I wasn't able to get a good look at her lower parts and I didn't check them out. Good first impression and all that. Instead I settled for shaking the hands of her and her soon to be ex boyfriend.

After a while Clovis escorted me to the Hypnos cabin, which was pretty nice. The other two Hypnos kids went straight to bed and Clovis himself fell asleep in the middle of the introductions. As I looked at the sleeping trio I remembered part of my talk with Hypnos. 'Why not use my own kids for this mission, you say? Well I love them but they are simply not equipped for something like that." Looking at them I had to agree.

I climbed to my bed. It had been one heck of a day and I needed a good night's sleep. However before that I used my newfound powers to send some horrible nightmares into the sleeping minds of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. First step has been taken.