A Whole Lot of Fun.

"Sorry the place is kind of small...and messy."

Mary's place was just a large room efficiency with a small sofa, a bunch of cushions on the floor, a large tv on the wall, a kitchenette complete with a small rickety kitchen table, a small bathroom with shower and a tiny room with a queen sized bed and basically no room for anything else. "You should see my place and then you'll laugh out loud. You live here solo?"

"No I have 2 roommates. April's on a date so she probably won't be back til morning. Alise is working the night shift at the hospital. She's a student nurse, so same thing, she'll be home in the morning. I'm going to grab a shower. Why don't you slice up that cake and pour me a glass of wine. I'll be only a few minutes."

"Take your time." As you mull over joining Mary in the shower, deciding whether it's more fun if she should be aware or unaware, the cake gets sliced and you munch on a piece with some whiskey while you think it over. That's when it finally dawned on you that you're not tired at all. With all the fucking and fun you've had today so far you should be exhausted and chaffed beyond belief but you're not. You're willing to bet the rings have something to do with that. You also realize that even though everything you do is considered normal, you're still subject to random shit life throws at you like that mugging earlier.

That's when you hear a door slam. "Uhhhhhhh." Blurting out loud. "Why are men so fucking useless?"

With a mouthful of cake. "Uh hi?" Looking over to see the same April that was in the Girl's Powder Room earlier with Mary.

"Oh, I didn't see you there. I'm sorry, I just had a really really shitty date." Walking over and extending her hand. "Hi, I'm April. Mary's roommate. You must be Nick." April's nose twitches upward. "Ooooo please tell me that's chocolate cake I smell. I could really use some comfort food right now."

Accepting her offered hand first then her chest which you gladly accept. <Wow her tits are huge.> "Hi, Mary's in the shower. Sorry about your date. We kinda had a rough night too. So grab a slice and let's have some fun tonight, you want wine or whiskey with that."

"Wine please." April squeezes around you to admire the cake as you admire her small solid full figure tucked into that spaghetti strap yellow mini dress of hers. As she grabs a slice, you couldn't help but get a firm hold of her meaty ass. "So what went wrong with your date April?"

Turning around to face you with full plate of cake. "My dates somehow always end up two ways. I'd be dating either a caveman or some beta-boy. I should have known something was wrong when my date showed up in a lace male romper. What the fuck is that shit?"

Smiling devilishly. "Really, what happened then?"

As April stands there, paused for moment while the honest answer forms in her tiny brain, you undo the ties of the spaghetti straps on her dress. With each knot undone the dress pops away, relieved of holding her bosom back. <"Nice, no bra on, the dress has built in wonder cups. As if she needed to be pushed up".> April's huge water filled tits spill out in the open. Wonderfully large and round with pink areolas. The sight of April topless with that full head of thick curly blond hair while looking at you with unaware doe eyes and holding the plate of cake does wonders for your hardness to rise.

As you begin to knead one of April's tits and suckle on the other tit's nub. Your free hand takes hold of the bottom of April's dress and crawls up to her waistline. "Tonight I ended up with a beta-boy for a date." Taking in a big chunk of cake to her mouth. "oh wow this cake is sooooo uhhhhh goood." April's whole demeanor relaxes as you enjoy pleasuring her boobs. "Anyway this pajama wearing nozzle took me out to some, what the fuck do you call it, some vegan bean sprout place." Lightly nibbling on the nipple. "omigod...this cake is amazing.....an....an then he tries to use a fucking coupon. All the while he's paying more attention to facebook than me." Moving your hand on top of April's panties. "Nick, Mary trusts you, can you be honest with me as a man?" She asks you. "Is there anything wrong with my looks?"

The question takes you aback for a moment. You can hear Admiral Ackbar screaming inside your head. <"IT'S A TRAP!!"> Looking up to April's face, tit in mouth. "Noooo." Then pulling back from her. "April....you're gorgeous. I mean, look at you and the way you dressed up for that stupid idiot. It sound like he just wanted to be home sipping cocoa in his pajamas watching some Netflix documentary on the history of sushi rice instead of being with you."

Exclaiming loudly. "I know right!!"

"April, if I can be so bold. You have a magnificent rack." You say while lifting up her tits then giving them a vigorous motorboat lip-vibrating 'brrrrrrrrr' that brings a smile to her face. "And your body, you are poised with grace the way you handle yourself." Gently pushing April back until she's lying flat on her back on the kitchen table. The piece of cake plops down in between her tits when you give her another lip-vibrating 'brrrrrrrrr' smashing the cake into her and smearing the frosting all over her chest. "And then there's your legs." You lift up April's right leg and prop it straight up on your shoulder leaving her left leg just dangling over the edge of the tiny table towards the floor. Nibbling delicately on her inner thigh, April softly squeals in delight and as you slowly nuzzle your way up to her calf then up to her sparkling high heeled foot smearing chocolate frosting kisses along the way. "Strong, muscular, but oh so very feminine. I'll tell you right now April, you scared that little dickless wonder stupid. He wouldn't have a clue what to do with a beautiful woman like you."

April's eyes closed. "oh god...what..(inhaling deeply)..would you have done?"

Shunting April's wet panties aside and palming her clit while your fingers glide through her slit. "I would have taken you out for a night full of fun. Everything you would want to do because if you're having fun with me then I'm happy for you. My guess you'd like to go to a good steakhouse. A good slab of beef with some well aged whiskey maybe some decadent chocolate cake afterword and then whatever you wanted to do. No limits."

April's legs tense up at your touch. Her left leg hangs in the air as you twixt her nethers. A tear runs down the side of her face. "ooooooooh god thaaaaat's perfect. I juuuust wahhhhhhnt to beee treated like a womahhhhhhn. Not like some mindless piece ahhhhhhh of meat that's just for f.f.f.fucking."

You stop what you're doing. "What?!?"

April's eyes open and she looks at you matter of factly. "My other type of date. Some jock asshole who just want to get in my pants."

"I would never treat you like that." You say as you pull out your hardness. "I would respect you." And then you ram yourself into April. Pumping hard and deep in her wet cunt. "I would (grunting) never treat you like a piece of meat." The table squeaks against you're ramming April harder with each thrust. Which makes April clench her entire body as she arches her back. Her mouth open but unable to utter a sound. Her sweat glistening on her skin as it mixes with the frosting and the heat of her skin causing little rivulets of chocolate to stream all over her chest and legs. Her legs stiffening straight up and out. April's eyes glaze past you as she cums loud. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Then her whole body goes limp while you dump your load into her.

"I'd think you'd like that kind of date."

April smiles. "Why can't I meet a guy like you."

"I think you just did." with a devilish smile.

Looking towards the bathroom door. "But what about Mary? Aren't the two of you..?"

"We're just very good friends as far as I know."

Crinkling her nose with a wry smile. "Give me your phone."

With care not to pull out of April, you pass your phone to her and watch her dial her phone with yours. Then she hands it back to you, her eyes soften as she takes your hand, placing it on her cheek as she softly whispers. "Call me."

"OMIGOD APRIL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Mary yells from the now open bathroom door as she walks towards the both of you.

You mind is in full panic. All Mary sees is April practically naked on the kitchen table with her legs open and your cock deep inside of her.

Exhausted and sweaty, April replies. "Nothing just talking with Nick."

Mary looks at you as you reply. "Yeah, we're just talking. Want some cake?"

"Oh god yes. Gimme gimme gimme." Greedily pulling the cake to her mouth, taking a big chunk and then looking at April.

They both lock eyes and nod together. "Traveling Pants."

Mary says. "I'll get the movie and food ready."

April smiles. "Good, I'll take a quick shower and get ready."

"ARRRRGH!!" You yelp as April gets up and off the table nearly twisting your cock off. Bringing tears to your eyes while dropping to your knees in pain."