A Very Problematic FF1 Special

[ Be warned! This story is too spicy for Patreon! Traditional family values!! ]

The mirror and glass walls of the shower are fogged, and Glynda’s phone glows beside the sink on speaker.

“Aunt Glynda, you should be happy for Faye. I worried that she’d never find anyone.”

“Fallon, she has found the daftest human being ever cursed to walk the Earth,” Glynda replies, grumpily flossing her teeth. “They are exhausting. And they’re here for three more nights.”

“Some people actually want their daughter-in-law to like them,” Glynda’s niece says airily.

“All this does is remind me of my failings as a mother. And as a human being,” Glynda adds, washing her hands.

“Mum says you were never a bubbling fountain of joy.”

“Tell your mum to—” Glynda mutters, grabbing the phone and opening the door. She freezes.

“Tell her what?” Fallon is saying. “Aunt Glynda? Aunt Glynda?”

Faye and Alice sit naked on the bed. Faye is blushing while Alice appears belligerent.

“I’ll ring you tomorrow. Night night,” Glynda says coldly, ending the call. Her nostrils flare, and she glares at the two of them.

“You sent us to bed without a, uh, warm glass of milk,” Alice says.

A vein throbs in Glynda’s temple. “We discussed this. We agreed that you were not to do this sort of nonsense.”

“Yeah, well, that was before we watched that weird fucking movie,” Alice says obstinately. “And then you wouldn’t explain the ending to me.”

Glynda takes a deep breath and turns a withering gaze on her daughter. “Faye, could ye not just explain Jimmy Saville to your lovely bride?”

“But I don’t want to,” Faye replies, avoiding eye contact. “I don’t even want to think about it.”

“You’d rather be naked on my bed?”

There’s a pause. “Yes.”

Glynda sets her jaw.

“Like what the fuck?” Alice demands. “The movie was chill up to that point. And then what the fuck? And you guys are holding out on me? Am I in crazy world?”

“You are naked in your mother-in-law’s room,” Glynda reminds her.

“Yeah, well, it was this or going to Reddit, so…” Alice makes a face and shrugs.

Glynda’s temper snaps and in doing so, grants her a moment of clarity. No amount of talking will fix this. There are only two ways to shut Alice up, and as Glynda is not willing to kill her, that leaves only capitulation.

“You’re not spending the night,” she warns as she drops her robe and approaches the bed.

“Yas!” Alice pumps her fists.

Glynda scowls and bends, offering her chest.

“Mamma mia!” Alice shoves her face into Glynda’s breasts, then attaches to one nipple, making Glynda wince.

“Gently,” Glynda says through her teeth.

Alice is not gentle. Bright red, Faye wraps her lips around the other nipple. Glynda glares at the wall as they suck, but her breaths steadily deepen. It feels good. She risks a glance downward to see that their cocks are swelling and standing up.

Alice licks over the nipple, sucks it, then pulls her head back to tug, making Glynda gasp. “Oh, hell yeah,” she says, grinning up at Glynda for a moment before sticking her tongue out and dragging it over the nipple before wrapping her lips around it again and moaning.

Glynda tries not to acknowledge the feelings in her body, and they aren’t all pleasant.

“All right. All right,” she says, patting their heads. “Let go. My back can’t take this.” Standing bent this way is torture. They obligingly separate, and Glynda crawls onto the bed and gets comfortable on her side. “All right. Go on, then.”

Their mouths are attached to her breasts again in a heart, but this time she can see their nude bodies clearly on her sheets. Alice has her whole hand wrapped around her cock, pulling in rhythm with her sucking. Faye uses just her thumb and forefinger, stroking herself with a bit more finesse.

Faye stops sucking and stares at Glynda like a puppy.

Glynda’s deep sigh is interrupted by an absurd amount of suction from Alice. “Careful,” she says, then rolls her eyes and refocuses on Faye. “If you must. Oh!” Faye bumps Glynda in the face with her dripping cock in her haste to crawl over top of her mother.

Glynda forces a patient smile and watches the top of Alice’s head as she feels Faye fumbling behind her. It takes Faye three tries to get it in. Glynda’s daughter is thick, not long.

“Mmmmmm!” Faye whines tearfully into Glynda’s back as she thrusts.

Alice releases Glynda’s nipple and looks on, amused. “Oh, yeah. Fuck her hard, babe.” She sees the look on Glynda’s face and moves up, nose to nose. “Hey, Glynda?”

“Yes, Alice?” Glynda asks stiffly, self-conscious about her jiggling flesh as her daughter ups the tempo.

“You look super hot right now.” Alice puts her hand on Glynda’s cheek.

“If you kiss me, I will feed you to my neighbor’s pigs,” Glynda promises.

“OK. If I promise not to kiss you, will you do me a little favor? Just a little one?”

Glynda’s expression is sheer exhaustion. “Certainly, Alice.”

“OK, good.” Alice hurriedly gets up on her knees and feeds her cock into Glynda’s mouth, immediately starting to play her hair. “Oh my god. Fuck yeah. Suck me. Ah!”

Faye’s grabby little fingers clutch at Glynda’s arm, then find a breast. She lets out a long, pitiful, wobbling moan, and goes limp. Faye shudders, then slips out and rolls onto her back, wheezing.

Glynda isn’t thrilled with having Alice’s cock in her mouth, but she focuses on that instead of what she feels leaking out of her. If she can get Alice off, this can be over, and she can get some rest. As she moves her hand, intending to help Alice along, Alice pulls out suddenly.

“Oh yeah. Thanks, Glynda. Fuck, you’re good at that.” Alice rubs her wet cock over Glynda’s face for a moment, knocking her glasses askew. Then she clambers over her to get to Faye. “Babe. Babe, roll over. Get on your tum tum.”

“Hmm? Oh,” Faye purrs, obligingly rolling onto her belly.

“Yo, Glynda. Let me borrow this.”

“Oh!” Glynda cries out in surprise as Alice’s long fingers suddenly invade her. Alice pulls them out, dripping with juices and thick semen, then slips them between Faye’s freckled buttocks.

Faye moans passionately.

“There we go,” Alice says, grabbing her cock and guiding it. “Fuck!” she cries, her voice cracking as she shoves herself into Faye’s ass.

Glynda is frozen, unable to look away. Faye bites and drools on the covers, squirming and clutching. Alice is firm and steady, grunting with exertion. The growling noise that she lets out when she finishes is terrifying. The jerk of her hips and the contractions of very muscle in her body are downright violent.

Then she lets out an explosive breath and pulls out to suck in a few deep breaths. She gazes down at Faye’s sweaty body. Then her eyes fall on Glynda, who comes to her senses. Alice crawls over and buries her face in Glynda’s breasts.

“Oh, no. No, no. You are not spending the night,” Glynda says firmly.

Alice wraps long arms around her and pushes her face deeper into Glynda’s bosom. “No, no. I know. I’m just resting my eyes.”

SPECIAL

The door opens, and Colby sits bolt upright, slamming her laptop shut much too hard. She turns, blushing, to see Meri holding takeout bags. In seconds, their hotel room smells like teriyaki.

“Oh, hey.”

Meri looks suspicious. “Were you writing erotic fanfiction again?”

“Uh—um,” Colby says, licking her lips. “Er… yes. Yeah. Lots of yaoi. Yaoi yaoi yaoi. Hannibal. Hannibal and Will Graham.”

Meri’s eyes narrow. “Were you writing erotic fanfiction about people we know?”

“No! Gay Hannibal. I swear,” Colby says.

“It better be,” Meri says grudgingly, putting the bags down. “Because we’ve talked about this. Come eat.”