A Very Angry Rachel

I open the door to see a very angry cousin named Rachel who is also Sam's best friend at the door. After I open the door she storms inside saying "I can't believe you did that to Sam."

"Your going to have to clarify what I did to Sam since I did nothing bad to her that I know of recently."

"You kidnapped her and **** her to have sex with you yesterday or did you forget that happened on your birthday no less." I sigh knowing what she is talking about.

"Rachel calm down and I did no such thing, that was all my future wife's doing no mine." Then I notice Ariana Grande coming downstairs possibly hearing our argument we are having right now so I say "Right honey."

Ariana Grande then says "Yes dear, but what are you two arguing about I could hear you from all the way upstairs." Then we see my cousin looking like she is in shock by this revelation that my future wife is Ariana Grande. That is when Ariana says to Rachel "close your mouth Rachel you will catch flies." So she does do just that.

Rachel says "How did this happen that you get to marry her who is a famous pop star."

"My parents got me an arranged marriage for my birthday which ended up being with Ariana Grande and she was the one to kidnap Sam who went voluntarily with her by the way. She wanted to have sex with my future wife, but instead had sex with me as my birthday gift from Ariana. Which is the truth by the way unless you do not want to believe it." As I am explaining this Ariana is nodding her head after every response.

"So let me get this straight you two are getting married to each other and Sam was a birthday gift from Ariana Grande so she could get into your good graces."

"Yes that is true."

"Aren't you supposed to be taking a break from being famous for awhile according to the news."

"That is true I am taking a break until after the honeymoon with Tori when we move her to Los Angeles to be closer to me and then we tell the whole world that I married this women who will become my personal bodyguard from now to the end of time."

"That is awesome news that I am getting a new wife and also a new job in the future." I say that while pumping my fist in excitement right next to my future wife. Then we all get up so we can walk Rachel to the door until Ariana tells her to keep her location a secret because we do not want the paparazzi showing up before the wedding even happens or else you will regret it. So Rachel leaves us alone for today.