A Thief

In one of the mirrors he looked at himself, but it was not himself.

His reflection was dressed in a long-sleeved, baby-blue onsie. The waist was puffed-out, clearly meant to be his diaper underneath. He turned and round and looked in the mirror and saw that there was a flap on the butt held up by two buttons. In one of the side-pockets held what looked like a foam-stick on a hilt, not unlike a weapon used in a LARPing session. Wrapped around his neck was a dark-blue scarf. In his reflection's mouth sat a blue pacifier that bobbed ever so slightly, his reflection sucking on it

The description read:

Thief Armor Set I -- Full armor set for new inductees into the Guild of Naughty Rogues, a covenant of Kindergarten thieves, bandits and ne'er-do-wells. Some say that the inductee uniform was designed by the First Baron of Bandits, a thief so good that he stole from a King's cookie-jar undetected with nothing but a toothpick and a messy diaper. Good for speed.

Would you like to select this set?

"Yes."

The mirror followed his command and it glowed a brilliant white. The clothes had suddenly wrapped around him, identical to the mirror. He felt something appear in his mouth and he automatically began sucking on it, the program flooding his brain with endorphins as he did. He unsheathed the blunt weapon from his pocket and gave it a good look.

Status: ▼

• Level: 1
• EXP: 0/1000
• HP: 100/100
• MP: 25/25
• Strength: 1
• Attack: 1
• Defense: 0
• Speed: 1
• Intelligence: 1
• Magic: 0
• Vitality: 0

Skills: ▼

• Novice Lock-picking -- can open Lv. 1 locks without a key. Cost: 1 MP.

Magic: ▼

• N/A

Inventory: ▼

Gear: ▼

• Beginner Pajama Onsie (100%)
• Beginner (100%)
• Starter Diaper (100%)
• Starter Binky

Weapons: ▼

• Beginner Knife

Items: ▼

• HP Bottle (1)
• MP Bottle (1)

Ingredients: ▼

• N/A

HP Bottle? You thought as you read the description.

Instantly, a baby bottle magically appeared in his free hand. It was full of what looked like milk. The rubber nipple was colored green and the milk glowed an ethereal white.

Mhh... MP Bottle.

The HP Bottle vanished and in its place was an identical bottle appeared, though the nipple was blue and the liquid was a clear orange color, kind of like apple juice.

It seemed that merely thinking of commands and items in your inventory automatically.

Suddenly a door magically appeared as the mirrors all vanished.

"Begin your quest," said the narrator.

He left the room, wanting to experience the game.