A Suspicious Ad?

The Pill

Walking in the bathroom to cool off his temper, John noticed a newspaper ad on the floor. It read:

“The Pill”

Do you have someone you dislike? Someone who takes all the attention?

With the Pill, you can custom order any pill from the following options:

The Average Pill: Make anyone average looking, even the hottest people

The Shrinking Pill: Shrink your enemy to embarrassing height

The Gender Swap Pill: Swap your enemies gender, giving them a new identity

And many more! Call to find out more at 424-8…

“Hey John, feeling ok?” Chris asked. “I was getting worried, you were gone for a while.”

“Oh yeah, I'm ok, just had a headache from Mom’s perfume.”

“Cool, well let's go. Im surprising your sister with a new Rolls Royce I just bought her”

And in that moment, John wanted to give the ultimate to Sarah. First, she has never had to work a day in her life, now a new Rolls Royce?? This is getting really old…