A Stalker

The intruder was a dumpy little man who looked to be in his thirties. He was overweight, with a visible jelly belly sticking to the underside of his clothing. Jonny was surprised he'd managed to sneak in at all with that physique. His appearance was just as unkempt, with long, frizzy hair and a beard rounding it off. He wore an old tracksuit, with black sneakers and an old hoodie.

Jonny decided to get as close as he could to the man as he could, observing what he was up to. He continued to fiddle with his phone before he aimed it at himself and began recording.

"So vlog gang, I made it inside. I'm actually in Taylor Swift's backyard!" he discreetly but excitedly said. "Now if I can could just..."

"Ahem".

Jonny decided not to waste anytime and announce himself. The intruder, taking a second to register who was standing there, fell backwards in shock and fear as 'Taylor' now stood above him.

"Ah! Please, I...I can explain!" he stuttered, the fear of getting caught eclipsing being starstruck. Jonny kept an unimpressed look as he put his hands on his hips.

"What's there to explain? I've just caught you red handed breaking onto my property!" he sternly replied. He tried to keep the noise down however. He didn't want to alert the guard on the gate. The intruder wasn't helping though as he suddenly started blubbering.

"Ohmygosh I'm so sorry Tay...I mean, Miss Swift! I didn't mean to break in. I...I...I just wanted to meet you so bad and...I never win any of those stupid contests and...".

Jonny was quick to shut him up.

"Will you shut up! You'll disturb my neighbors!" he fibbed.

"Yes Miss Swift, sorry Miss Swift!" the man replied.

"So, who are you anyway?" Jonny asked.

"My name's Shaun. Shaun Chamberlain. I'm a huge fan of yours but...oh god, I don't want to go to jail!"

"Ok ok, just shut up will you" Jonny told himself, frustration seeping in. Grabbing him by the hood on his jacket, he **** Shaun up and began to drag him from his hiding spot. Shaun began to whimper in fear, convinced the woman he idolized and obsessed over was about to turn him into security. It came as some surprise to him then when he found Taylor was dragging him into her house.

"Hey boys check it out! Caught us a stowaway!" 'Taylor' echoed throughout the front room. The two clones in Tanisha and Naomi, still only half dressed, emerged from the bedroom to see what the ruckus was about.

This confused Shaun to no end. Did Taylor just refer to them as boys? As why were they half nude? Was Taylor a secret Lesbian?

"Oh wow, didn't expect this tonight" 'Tanisha' confessed.

"Not the usual company we'd keeper either. State of the guy!" Naomi chuckled. less than impressed with his scruffy appearance.

'Taylor' threw Shaun to the floor in front of an armchair. By the time he looked up, still shaking like a leaf, Taylor had spread herself out in a very un-ladylike manor on the armchair opposite, flanked by the two young black women also in the house. He did what she said and pulled himself up as they joked with their host.

"Damn, they look like they could cut glass" 'Tanisha' joked as she nudged Taylor's arm. Looking down, Jonny saw what she meant as the cool night air had made his nipples stiffen again. He could laugh back before turning his attention back to Shaun.

"So, what to do with you..."