A Special Offer From The DMN App

Lois Lane grabbed the phone and stared at the pop-up on the screen. It was a message from 420BLAZENDMN—the reporter frowned at the painfully obvious user name—and as her eyes scanned the words on the screen, her face must have shown consternation because Lana Lang asked: "What is it?"

The reporter showed her the screen:

HELLO LOIS
THANK YOU FOR USING THE DMN APP. I KNOW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAVE BEEN ENJOYING IT.
BUT YOU HAVEN'T LET HER CUM INSIDE YOU. THAT'S A SHAME. YOU'RE OVULATING TONIGHT, DID YOU KNOW THAT? YOU SHOULD MAKE THE MOST OF THIS OPPORTUNITY. SO HERE'S A SPECIAL, ONE-TIME OFFER. LET LANA KNOCK YOU UP BEFORE THE END OF THE NIGHT, AND THE COCK IS PERMANENT AND THE WOMEN GO FREE.

IF YOU DON'T...OR IF YOU CONTACT ANY SUPERHEROES...YOU'LL NEVER SEE THOSE BITCHES ALIVE AGAIN.

"Oh," Lana said. She stared down at her limp dick, and the cum-splattered reporter beneath her. The redhead bit her lip sheepishly. "So...what are we going to do?"