A Special Announcement First!

John wonders what this announcement could be and suddenly confetti is falling on the news set along with balloons. On the bottom of the screen it says in the announcements, “Clare our lovely news anchor will be marrying our head anchor Chad Hendson this weekend.” John couldn’t believe it, maybe his luck had run out she was getting married. The girl of his dreams will be marrying the douche looking Chad Hendson.

Then John remembered the stone and how it could solve his problem. John practically ripped it from his pocket held it as tightly as possible he whispered to himself, “Clare Belloway will not be marrying Chad Hendson, she will instead be marrying John Doe.” After the last word game off his lips it almost looked like the TV broke it shook for a second and then, John looked at it. The announcement had changed and John couldn’t be happier. The announcement now said “Clare our lovely news anchor will be marrying a lucky young man from down state named John Doe.” Clare’s face was practically red with embarrassment clearly not realizing such a showing was gonna be made. John however knew he had just got the girl of his dreams to be his wife without even ever meeting her.

Now the trouble came with the fact he never met her. John now had a engagement ring on his finger but he didn’t know a thing or two about Clare. So he figured he would support himself, “Clare Belloway also known as Clare Doe is unconditionally madly in love with John Doe. Clare will never harm John or neglect him of something he wants. She will support him even if he goes after other women while with her. She understands John may want more than one wife or girlfriend and supports this. Clare will not go out with any other man and has never been in a sexual relationship before.” This stacked all the cards in John’s favor he would now have a beautiful loving wife, he could sleep with other women and Clare would be as pure as a sunflower.