A Roomate - Furniture Instructions

I was scrolling through Tiktok in my room when my roommate, Kyle knocked at my door.

"Asami?" He asked, poking his head inside. "Can you come over here for a second? I need some help."

He was a young nerd studying computer science in the same university that I attended. We had been friends since freshman year when he had helped me out all throughout school by fixing up my PC whenever it broke down or otherwise malfunctioned. The poor guy was kind of a loser and I had taken pity on him. I had no idea back then that we would end up sharing a small apartment together.

"Sure thing," I said, brushing my long dark hair behind my ears before walking into the small living room. "What's up?"

Kyle looked pretty nervous as he sat on the edge of our couch while holding what appeared to be a furniture instruction manual like the ones from Ikea.

"I..." He mumbled. "I need your help building something."

I looked around for a cardboard box or anything resembling a yet to assemble piece of furniture but couldn't find one anywhere.

"Okay... What do you want built?" I asked. "I didn't know you bought any new stuff."

He gulped and handed me the manual.

"What's up with you today?" I asked as I grabbed it.

"Nothing..." He stammered. "Do you... Do you think you can help me?"

I frowned, looking at the cover page. Something didn't feel right, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I felt a bit dizzy all of a sudden.

"Build your own Intercourse, magical instruction manual" I read out loud. "I don't get it."

I shook my head, trying to clear away the feeling of nausea and confusion that seemed to have settled upon me. Then I raised an eyebrow, looking at the illustration under the title.

It seemed to be a schematic view of two strange shapes with four long extremities, both entangled in a weird but familiar way.

"Are you okay?" Kyle asked nervously.

I blinked a few times and took a deep breath. The strange sensations were slowly fading away.

"Yeah..." I whispered. "Sorry. I felt kind of weird but I'm fine now."

"So?"

"Can't you do it yourself? This seems complicated." I replied, still unsure of what I was even looking at.

"No!" His face turned bright red. "You need at least two people to build this thing!"

"Alright, alright!" I sighed. "Just give me a minute to change. I'm not building anything in my pajamas. Okay?"

The little nerd nodded eagerly.

I went back into my room and opened my closet, pulling out a spare pair of jeans and t-shirt. I looked at myself in the mirror after putting them on.

"You look good, girl!" I said to myself with a smile.

To be honest, I was smoking hot and I knew it. In university many called me "the hot Asian chick" behind my back. I didn't really know what to think of it but it was certainly true. I was small but with pretty nice curves. I had a nice ass, nice big natural tits and a cute but also stern face. My ex always said that if looks could kill I'd be a mass murderer. Yeah, cheesy, I know, but he meant it.

I got back into the living room where Kyle was waiting anxiously for me by the couch. He smiled shyly as soon as he saw me coming.

"Ready to start?" He asked.

"Sure!" I answered. "So what are we building exactly?"

He paused for a moment, looking worried.

"Didn't you read the cover?"

"I did but I don't get it..." I admitted. "I'm not good with technical stuff, as you already know."

"Shit..." He mumbled. "They said you'd get it like... automatically."

"What do you mean?" I asked, confused.

"Never mind!" He exclaimed, jumping out from the couch and handing me the manual again. "Just read it."

I pouted.

"Kyle! I don't know how to read that thing! Why don't you just tell me what to do?"

"You'll be fine!" He insisted.

I rolled my eyes and started flipping through the pages, finding nothing useful besides various obscure diagrams.

I scrolled by to the first page and focused on it. One step at a time, I thought.

"Make sure you have the proper equipment to start building your intercourse." I read. "For this specific version you will need a male and a female human as shown in the following illustration."

The image was indeed one of two human figures standing next to each other.

Why had I not recognized the shape before, on the cover? Something was really weird, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

I looked up from the manual and stared wide eyed at Kyle who was grinning widely.

"So?" I demanded. "Do we have what we need? I didn't see you bring anything."

"We have everything needed." He confirmed, still grinning like an idiot for some reason. "You are the female human and I am the male human."

I nodded. It kinda made sense.

"Alright!" I exclaimed as I looked back at the instructions. "Part 1: Checking the integrity of the required pieces. Before starting the construction process you need to make sure both male and female humans are in good condition. Both humans will inspect the key elements of their design to make sure nothing has been damaged during transport."

I looked at the associated image. The first figure showed the male and female taking off some sort of protective cover.

"First, remove all wrapping around both the male and female humans." I read.

I looked at Kyle, and then myself. Indeed, we both were covered by fabric, just as illustrated in the manual.

"Seems easy enough." I remarked as I grabbed my t-shirt and pulled it over my head.

Kyle followed suit with a nervous laugh, slowly revealing more and more skin until ending up naked in front of me.

He gasped right as I unclasped my bra and let my huge tits fall free. They bounced up and down as they hit my chest.

"Wow..." He muttered, his mouth hanging open as he admired my body. "Nice..."

"Kyle!" I called sternly as I finished removing my pants. "Focus! I don't want to spend all day building whatever this thing is, alright?"

"So... Sorry!" He giggled awkwardly.

I sighed again, returning my attention towards the manual.

"Next, the human male needs to verify the integrity of the two round shaped protrusions on the top front of the human female." I explained.

The illustration showed the male grabbing these two strange bumps on the female, with two arrows around them describing some kind of movement or rotation.

Kyle was frozen in front of me. Seriously... What the hell was up with him?

"What are you waiting for?" I asked, a bit annoyed.

He positioned himself in front of me and slowly moved his hands towards my tits, looking me dead in the eyes like he was expecting me to eat him or something.

But eventually, he let his hands rest gently over my boobs. His fingers caressed my nipples and he pinched them lightly between his thumb and forefinger.

"So..." I said as I took another look at the manual. "Apparently you need to move them around to check their integrity."

He nodded and started moving his hands around my breasts, squeezing my sensitive flesh and tracing circles over my hardening nubs.

I moaned slightly. It felt good.

"That's nice." I remarked. "We should build stuff more often."

"Yeah... We should." He replied right before squeezing my large tits.

"Anyway..." I said after a moment. "Are we good?"

He nodded, moving his hands away and letting my boobs fall back down.

"So, the next step." I continued. "The male needs to inspect the cavity located between the start of the legs of the female to make sure it is undamaged."

The image showed the male positioning his fingers on the mentioned hole. Again, arrows showed the appropriate movement associated to this step of the construction.

"The female should feel waves of pleasure with each movement." I added.

Kyle, finally feeling more confident, dropped on his knees in front of me and placed one hand on my pussy while grabbing my hip with the other to remain stable.

He rubbed his thumb on my clit and I felt my breathing getting heavier as he pressed harder against it.

"Is it working?" He asked.

"Yup..." I confirmed, followed by a small moan as he pushed a little deeper into me. "I think we're good."

"I'll do it a little longer, just to make sure." He said.

He kept rubbing my clit for a moment, making my whole body tremble as electric shocks ran from my groin to my brain.

"We...We're good, Kyle!" I insisted. It felt good, but I didn't want to be here all day. I had a date later that evening and I wanted to go out to do some shopping first.

He finally stopped and stood back up.

"What now?" He asked.

"Make sure the tube, located between the legs of the male, is properly inflated. It should be hard to the touch and leak a small quantity of white liquid." I read. "To confirm it is functioning properly, the female needs to grab the it and move it up and down in a regular motion until the male can confirm that it is in the appropriate state to continue the construction of the intercourse."

The illustration was pretty clear, showing the female wrapping her hand around the tube and with arrows pointing up and down.

This time I was the one kneeling down in front of Kyle, grabbing his dick and stroking it gently.

Kyle groaned and opened his mouth.

"Oh fuck!"

"What?!" I asked. "Anything wrong? Is it broken?"

"No, no!" He exclaimed. "It's fine, keep going."

I nodded, continuing with my motion. As described in the manual, the tube was now hard and leaking a small amount of transparent fluid.

"Are we good now?" I asked after a moment as I felt my wrist getting tired from holding onto his dick.

"Yeah, yeah..." Kyle answered with heavy breaths. "We're good..."

I let go of his dick and grabbed the manual from the floor.

"Part 2: Making sure pieces are ready for assembling." I read. "Before proceeding with the next steps, you need to make sure the female hole and the male tube, inspected previously, are properly lubricated. Fortunately, the female human is equipped with self lubricating orifices. To activate them, the human male must stimulate key points of the female framework simultaneously. After a moment, the female's hole between her legs should be appropriately lubricated."

The image showed the female laying down on her back. The male had one of his hole, located on the front top, against a similar hole on the female. Inside, two strange elongated shapes were twisted around each other, surrounded by arrows.

In the same image, the male had one hand moving around one of the female's bumps previously inspected, as well as another on the hole between her legs.

I groaned and turned the manual towards Kyle so he could look at it. I was too lazy to explain everything to him.

"I think you should lay on the couch." He said with a smile.

"You think?" I retorted with a sarcastic tone.

I got off the ground and walked over to the couch.

"What do you think so far?" He asked me as he sat down next to me.

"About what?" I asked, confused.

"What we are building."

"I don't even know what it is yet." I remarked.

"Yeah but..." He mumbled. "Don't you have an idea of what it is by now?"

I shook my head.

"I don't but I certainly hope it is worth it. I mean... I'm having fun building it but it's confusing as hell."

I lay down and he positioned himself just like in the picture.

His lips met mine and I opened my mouth to let my tongue slide inside his warm mouth.

I moaned as he moved one hand against my clit once more and played with one of my nipples with the other.

He kept going for a while and I felt myself reaching an orgasm.

Something about it felt... wrong, but my mind was getting more and more foggy as my climax approached.

Soon enough, I came and my eyes rolled as my head fell backwards on my shoulders. My whole body trembled as strong waves of pleasure coursed through my limbs.

When they reopened, Kyle was inspecting my pussy. He slid a finger inside and pulled it out, showing me the fluid coating it.

"I think we're done with that step." He confirmed with a wicked grin.

I extended my arm to grab the manual and scrolled through it.

"Next, make sure the male's tube is also appropriately lubricated."

I looked at the illustration and nodded before moving towards Kyle's crotch.

I wrapped my lips around his cock and bobbed my head back and forth, making sure to cover it with as much saliva as I could.

"Oh my fucking god!" He exclaimed.

I took his manhood out of my mouth and replied : "All done here!"

"No!" He pleaded. "Keep going for a while. We need to make sure it's really lubricated."

I looked at this dick and frowned.

"Seems fine to me."

"No! Seriously you need to do it longer!" He insisted.

"Whatever."

I closed my eyes and started sucking him again. I kept going for a minute or two before he told me to stop, obviously panting.

"What's up with you today?" I asked. "You're acting super weird."

"I'm fine." He said while handing me the manual again. "Just super excited about building this stuff."

I shook my head and focused once again on the instructions.

"Part 3: Assembling. To finish the assembly of your intercourse, insert the male's tube inside the female's hole located between her legs." I read. "The assembly will require back and forth movement of the tube until it releases a white fluid, filling the female's hole. This can take a moment, so be sure to keep going until it happens."

I looked at the illustration and recognized it from earlier. It was the same one as on the cover.

No matter how much I looked at it, I still had no idea what it was supposed to be. Yet, it really felt familiar.

"You need to insert your tube inside my hole, there."

I pointed at my pussy.

"Roger that!" He replied, excitedly.

I rolled my eyes.

"Roger that?" I repeated as he positioned himself in front of me. "Man, you will never get laid if you speak like that."

"Sorry". He apologized with a smile while thrusting his dick inside my pussy.

I moaned again, feeling him penetrate deeply into me.

He moved forward slowly at first, forcing me to open up for him bit by bit. Soon enough, he was all the way inside me and our bodies were pressed together in a tight embrace, just like in the image.

My pussy stretched around him, accepting every inch of him.

This felt amazing, I had to admit. I still had no idea what we were building, but damn was it a lot of fun!

Kyle slowly began moving his hips back and forth, rubbing his penis along the walls of my vagina.

"How... how... how long do you think this will take?" I asked. I was actually hoping it would last a while.

He did not reply, only grunting occasionally as his rhythm deepened. His hands roamed all over my body, squeezing my breasts and teasing my nipples.

"I... I think it's not working in this position." He finally said, out of breath.

"What?" I asked, confused and lost in the feeling of his dick exploring me from inside.

"I think you should turn around, on all four, so I can insert the tube from behind." He explained.

"That's... That's not what the instructions show." I protested.

"It will work, trust me!" He insisted.

I sighed and moved away from his dick before turning around.

I screamed as he penetrated my pussy from behind with full ****, ramming into me. He held onto me tightly, preventing me from falling.

He groaned loudly, pressing against my ass. I responded by moaning ever louder.

After a few minutes, it seemed like I was about to faint from the pleasure alone, but right as I was about to, Kyle screamed and I felt something warm filling me

"It worked!" He exclaimed.

"Did it?" I asked, panting.

I felt something dripping from my hole and used a finger to collect it and inspect it.

Just as described in the manual, it was a white liquid, pretty thick and gooey.

I looked at the manual, resting next to me on the couch.

"Part 4: Human construction." I read. "Congratulations. You've reached the final step. If the assembly has been successful, construction of a new human should begin inside the female. This process can take up to nine months. To ensure the process is complete, do not hesitate to follow the instructions again from the beginning. It can take multiple attempts for part 4 to take place. Tests can be purchased in pharmacies to confirm that part 4 is indeed underway. Please note that some substances such as hormonal contraception can stop the process from occurring. If the female is taking such substances, the process needs to be repeated again after making sure no hormonal contraception has been taken in the previous weeks."

The illustration showed a small human figure inside the female.

Finally I realized what it was we were building.

"Kyle!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me with fear in his eyes, for some reason.

"Why didn't you tell me we were making a baby?"

"I... Sorry..." He mumbled.

"That's so cool!" I beamed. "I had no idea you could build one like that! I hope it's going to work. That was exhausting! I don't want it to be for nothing."

He smiled shyly and nodded.

"We'll try again if it doesn't work, alright?"

"Why not!" I exclaimed. "I'll stop taking the pill just in case. It was fun anyway! I had no idea you were such a handyman!"

"What can I say?" He joked. "I'm full of surprises."

I smiled and threw a pillow at him.

"Anyway. I gotta go! I have a date soon and I need to get ready!" I said, grabbing my clothes on the floor. "And you, Kyle, should really find yourself a girlfriend so you can get laid instead of spending your day building babies with your roommate."

"Wait!" He yelled, running towards me. "About the pill..."

"What?"

"Maybe you should keep taking it. I'm sure we can make it work even with it."

I stared at him for a moment, trying to understand why he was so adamant about not following the instructions as described in the manual.

"No, Kyle." I said firmly. "The manual is pretty clear about it."

He grunted and grabbed the manual. He took a pen from the coffee table and crossed something on the last page, before writing something on it.

"Here!" He said with a pleading look, handing me the paper.

I look at it and noticed the sentence about the hormonal contraception was now scribbled and a new hand-written sentence was added below the last paragraph.

"Any alternative instructions given by the male human are valid." I read.

I nodded slowly, feeling a bit dizzy again. Something felt off, but what?

I shook my head and breathed out deeply.

"Well I guess you are right." I confirmed as I rubbed my temples. "It says so here after all..."

For some reason, Kyle starting jumping up and down, screaming and hugging me hard.

"Oh my god, oh my fucking god! It works! It fucking works!" He cried.

"What is up with you, dude?"

He calmed down, looked me dead in the eyes and said : "Suck my dick."

"What the fuck!" I exclaimed. "What is wrong with you?"

"Sorry!" He said quickly. "I mean. Insert my tube in your face hole again and rub it up and down until it leaks white fluid again."

I was pissed, I really did not like the way he was acting today. But, obviously, his instructions were valid, so I sighed and knelt in front of him, grabbing his dick once more.

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