A Question of Clothing

"Do you think by parading him about naked we are being a little too unsubtle here?" Apple wondered.

"Go on.."

"Well, I'm not saying we shouldn't get him naked in the worst possible moments for him, but maybe we choose those moments carefully. Or give him prompts that turn him into a stripper or something."

"I like it" Gemma giggled.

"Or we could make him wear something ridiculous. Or maybe turn him into a nudist. Are they protected by law or something? Or we could have him think he is clothed when he is naked and get very annoyed when people tell him to put some clothes on. Or how about he thinks we are both naked and he is clothed when actually it is the other way round? Gosh, you are right Jem, there are so many possibilities here!"

"I knew I wouldn't regret bringing you in on this!" Gemma beamed "I can head back to mine and bring his clothes over if you want."

"Maybe" Apple was thinking out loud again "But I know the guy who runs the big clothes store here. And the lady who runs the costume shop as well. I'm pretty sure we could get a loan on something that took our fancy for James to wear?"