A Quartet of Lovely Ladies

It was not one lovely lady, but four...

He had been right that Jessica Drew, Spider-woman, was there in her red, yellow and black costume. But with the cowl off, allowing her long dyed black hair to flow. He couldn't decide if the Slavic accent could have been Wanda Maximoff or Natasha Romanoff, or the Scarlet Witch or Black Widow. It had been both, the former in her gypsy costume which revealed a lot of skin and the former in her skin tight catsuit. Classic costumes seemed to be making a comeback, as Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel, was in her classic black bathing suit with lightning bolt costume.

They had seemed to have gather around and were drinking what he guessed were non-alcoholic fruity drinks, given Carol's drinking problems. They looked up at him and they stop speaking for a moment before welcoming him in.

Taking a moment to sit on the couch, between Jessica and Natasha which made a spider sandwich. He had to ask them the question, "So what were you lovely ladies talking about before I came in?"

There was a slight pinking of their cheeks, as Jessica spoke up, "Well, it's a little embarrassing... but we were continuing the traditions of Jan and Jen."

Hearing the names of the Wasp and She-hulk, he tried to come up with what the women were talking about when he remember what they had been known about which could turn people red. It could only be, "It's the whole ranking the male Avengers by sexiness thing again, right? You know it would seem sexiest if we men did it...

Which is why Tony usually does it. He has an entire computer program to select the sexiest female Avengers based on personal preferences. He could make one for you guys... But my question is... How sexy do you think I am then?"

Peter figured he could make them keep changing colour or chuckle. He didn't expect them to...