A Promotion (Main Path)

"I figured as much," John grunted. "What is it?"

"We're moving Jerome Washington back to Atlanta as number two for the whole bank. Which leaves an opening for head of operations in Texas. You've really turned it around the last few months, probably in no small part due to the future Mrs. Putnam. So we're moving you up."

"Oh, John!" Carrie cried, jumping into John's arms, giving the board member an eyeful of perfectly tanned, thonged ass. The board member swallowed hard. Some guys catch all the breaks.

At the same time, your lawyer called.

"Hey Eddie, what's up?"

"Hey buddy. Bad news - Judge Harmon passed away. Judge Alonzo is now on the case."

"So why is that bad?"

"Judge Alonzo is a tough on crime guy, especially on sexual deviants. So the DA wants you to agree to the 12 months of house arrest."

"Eddie, I can't-"

"Don't have any room to argue this buddy. Listen, I gotta go, another call." You threw the phone against the wall. I can't catch a single break, you thought.