A Policewoman

A tall, muscular Policewoman walked through the crowd until she stopped in front of Lauren, the little woman smiling confidently as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Enjoying your little swim, Ma'am?" The officer asked sarcastically.

"Yes I am, actually. Please feel free to bask in my radiant beauty." Lauren said as she struck a pose. She looked the officer up and down for a bit before adding with a chuckle, "We all know that this is probably the closest to beauty that you are ever going to get."

The crowd let out a chorus of "Ooh..." as the officer glared angrily at the little woman in the fountain.

"How about you and I go down to the station." The officer said in a low growl.

"Hmm... A tempting offer," Lauren replied with a smug smile, "but here's a better one. How about you kiss my naked butt?"

With that said, Lauren turned around and bent over, mooning the policewoman as the crowd either laughed or jeered at her chubby behind. With a giggle, Lauren blew a raspberry as she jiggled her flabby posterior before turning back around to face the angry and red faced policewoman.

"That. Wasn't. A. Request. Ma'am." The policewoman growled through her teeth. "Please do not make this worse for yourself than you already have."

"Gee, you're looking pretty red." Lauren said with a smug smile, "Maybe you just need to... Cool off for a bit?"

Lauren then reached down and splashed the policewoman with a wave of cold water, soaking the woman from her head to her waist. The policewoman sputtered as Lauren laughed loudly, the entire crowd going silent. This was something she NEVER would have done in real life, but since this was a dream, Lauren was pulling out all the stops.

"Alright, that's it! You're under arrest for indecent exposure, Missy!" The policewoman barked as she reached out and grabbed Lauren's wrist, yanking the little woman out of the fountain.

"Ouch!" Lauren yelped as she stepped out of the fountain and onto the concrete fountain, "That hurt, you stupid - !"

Wait a second... That hurt? But it was impossible to get hurt in a dream! The only way that she could feel any sort of pain was if she...

Lauren's eyes went wide in terror and her face went whiter than a sheet as realization struck her. This wasn't a dream! She had shown up to work butt naked! She had made a complete idiot out of herself by dancing on the counter, revealing all her shameful secrets to the costumers! She had just streaked through town and the park before splashing in the fountain like an idiot as she exposed herself to even more people! She was standing in front of all these people soaking wet and butt naked!

And worst of all, she had just angered this policewoman... Who was now arresting her!

A click brought Lauren back into reality as she looked over her shoulder to see the policewoman placing her wrists in handcuffs as she finished reading the little woman her Miranda Rights. Lauren's entire body turned scarlet as she let out a shriek, realizing that, with her hands behind her back, she had no way to cover her chubby butt, flat chest, or hairless privates.

"Please," Lauren begged as she saw the crowd laughing at and recording her, "please let me cover myself!"

"Oh, so now you care about modesty, hmm?" The policewoman asked as she lead Lauren through the park towards her squad car. "Well, you should've fought about that before going streaking."

"Please!" Lauren begged, on the verge of tears as the policewoman placed her into the back of the squad car, giving off a slight shiver as the cold, hard plastic made contact with her chubby, wet backside. "I can explain!"

"You can explain when we get to the station!" The officer said as she closed the car door. The officer then stepped into the driver's seat and started the squad car, driving to the police station as Lauren let out a pathetic whimper.