A Partner in Crime

"You know, with all the fun you're going to let me have, I think I'd feel bad if I didn't include you in this as well." Satsuki said happily. She reached up and grabbed the original Naruto and pulled her in so they were eye to eye. The Sharigan glowed as Satsuki pushed all the chakra she could into them, trying to make sure that there was no possible way Naruto would ever return to normal.

"Okay Naruto...ever since we joined Team 7, the two of us have been hanging out together in secret. You wanted to hang out with me because you're lonely and I don't judge you like the rest of the village does. I hang out with you because you are one of the only people in this entire village that doesn't constantly piss me off. We hung out so much, I eventually confessed to you that I'm a lesbian. At first you thought it was funny and decided to prank me with your Sexy Jutsu and Harem Jutsu all the time when we were alone. But after I while, you really started to notice just how HOT that made me, and noticing made YOU hot as well. You're as attracted to me as I am to your female form. So we made a deal. Whenever the two of us hang out alone, I strip to my underwear, you turn into a girl, and we can touch and fondle each other as much as we want. You even like to get the clones in the mix too. You...you have a hypnosis fetish! You get off on the idea of hot girls getting hypnotized and obeying. You don't mind at all if I trance you out when you're a girl! The two of us will never talk about this around anyone else, and we'll always be as stealthy as possible."

Satsuki's mind raced as she tried to think of anything else she could add. Then the obvious hit her. With Naruto around, she finally had to way to keep Kiba and the rest out of her hair.

"Today, you offered to be my beard Naruto. When you are male, you will pretend to be my boyfriend and you will keep other boys away from me. You're feelings for Sakura aren't important anymore, you just want to make sure that I'm happy. In missions you'll follow my lead, and you'll side with me over Sakura whenever we need to vote on something...unless you think that following my idea might get us killed. Then you'll try to talk it out with me."

"Whenever we are alone together and you are a girl, you will unconsciously be as sexy as possible. You'll walk sexy, stand or sit in sexy poses, and if I ever need help with chores around my house you'll summon a bunch of lady clones in French maid uniforms."

"From now on, whenever you're a girl...your new name is Naruko! Now, when I snap my fingers you'll wake up and everything I just said to you will be true!"