A New Power Source For Transportation

Zelda found Purah in her tent... masturbating with a dildo.

"Ah! Sorry!" Zelda quickly apologized and was about to one away when she was frozen in place by Link's Sheikah Slate, which Purah was borrowing.

"Don't forget that I was the one that a had a messenger come and get you...Mmm~...I-I wanted you to see this. It's part of my new invention. A renewable and strong power source!" She said inbetween moans.

When the timer ran down and Zelda was able to move again, she glanced towards the exit and decided to stay. Even if Purah was being a pervert, there was also a chance that she was being serious and whatever new invention she made could help a lot of people. So she made sure the tent was completely closed and glanced to the side, not making eye contact with Purah as she waited for her to continue.

"So, remember a few months ago where- Mmm~ - W-We were exploring dungeons? We entered one and you were captured and fucked by a robot~"

She wished that neither of them remembered that. "I-I remember you watching and recording me on that Purah Tablet of yours for hours while that thing...H-Had me imprisoned."

"Well... O-One second, I'm-" Zelda listened as Purah's moans turned into screams of ecstasy. "S-Sorry about that. Basically, there were two reasons why I just sat and recorded. One being that I was one of the few super lucky to see you in such a intimate and sexy state! Watching the princess orgasm over and over like a slut! Gosh! I'm getting wet again just thinking about it!"

Zelda was about to step out of the tent when Purah stopped her. "W-Wait, this story is important. The second reason I didn't help for so long was because I wanted to see the robot's battery. I couldn't see a battery so it had to be small and hiding inside it. Yet, it also had to be strong to run such complex machinery. Not only that, but it was able to fuck you for hours and hours." Purah said as she stopped bouncing on her dildo.

"In other words, there was a very strong power source inside it. I had a theory and after coming back to the dungeon with Link and having him destroy the robot, I was able to examine its robotic guts and see that I was half right. It's power source runs on two things: motion and sexual fluids.

"It was able to fuck you for so long because it battery kept being recharged through its own thrusts and your juices. I was able to recreate a similar power source here and it's amazing what it can power! And before you ask, no. The power source has to involve sexual fluids. I tried water and pee but it didn't work. Spit works only a tiny bit and wouldn't be a very useful power source if you needed it in your mouth the whole time. Sperm works for a bit but our juices work better."

Purah then bounced on her dildo a few times before standing up, showing Zelda a lightbulb with a wire connected to the dildo. "See? It works. Of course, masturbating for a few lights isn't that worth it. Candles and fires are much better, but there's something else that the dildo is super useful for. Transportation."

Purah put her bottoms back on and quickly led Zelda outside. They headed outside to the fence where a motorcycle was waiting. It looked eerily similar to Link's though Zelda was able to notice some differences right away. Purah pressed a button under the seat, causing a hole to form in it. She placed the dildo inside and the motorcycle started to light up.

"Amazing? All that time I spent masturbating is enough to power a machine this complex. Of course, it's going to-" The light faded from the motorcycle as she spoke. "Run out of power quickly. These machines require an intense amount of power. Power that we can constantly supply if we can use this dildo invention while we ride it. I know it's embarrassing but think about how fast Link's motorcycle is. This is just as fast! Maybe even faster if I upgrade it a bit. It'd be perfect for delivering messages or attaching it to a cart and transporting materials!"

"But... You have to... Do something so lewd while doing it... A-Anyone could see you..." Zelda said as she blushed.

"Yes, but isn't it worth it? Eventually, I might even be able to make something that stores the power or redistributes better so it lasts longer in machines like this. Either way, they'd still have to be used and bounced on to recharge eventually." She then hesitated before saying, "I know it's a bit perverted... But it really is a good invention. Think about it logically, how helpful can this be for Hyrule? Not just the motorcycle but this new power source?"

Zelda spent a few minutes thinking about it. She had her answer in just a few seconds, but spent several minutes afterwards trying to convince herself that she was wrong... She wasn't.

"I suppose your right... Not only could it help with transportation, but we may be able to use it to power old Sheikah tech. Maybe even make some new weapons to protect ourselves once Ganon revives again."

"Exactly! I'm glad you agree because... I kinda need you to help with something..."