A Lost Little Girl

"You, Madam" Amy pointed to an elderly lady sat in the front row.

"Can he be a little girl?" the woman asked, her voice a little shaky.

"He can be anything you wish him to be. Do you have a scenario in mind?"

"I would like him to act like he is five years old, or at least his behaviour and body language. I would like him to have a lisp and a bit of a high pitched voice."

"That sounds very cute!" Amy smiled "Can we have some more details? What will his name be, is there any situation you would like to place our five year old girl in?"

"Her name is Jane. She's a little girl whose parents have forgotten her at the mall. She is crying and lost and very scared."

"Oh no!" Amy gasped theatrically "That is terrible. I am sure everyone will agree Jane needs help. James, you are now a little girl called Jane who has been left alone in the mall. You are confused, lonely and afraid."