A Jell-O match

"Now since we are here in Japan and Mama being ungrateful as ever for no showing up. I decided to be charitable and help a soul that needs it. Come on up."

Up comes a man and his twenty year old daughter.

"Now if you remember." Ms. Perfect says as she puts her arm around each of the two shoulders. "A few years go, this one mother's fought in an exhibition match with a very stupid man and won easily as one does with a man. But now they are having some financial troubles as right now this one's mother is in jail on some prostitution charge. So I decided to let this one... what's your name... Trisha... Misha?"

"Tifa." The young girl says meekly.

"Right, whatever, fight me. I mean she has no chance of winning but the purse that the loser get should be good to help them. And to make easy I'm going to make it a Jell-O match so no will be hurt."

Ms. Perfect puts her hand out and Tifa's father, who looks similar to Captain Paparazzi, pushes Tifa forward, who takes it.

People cheered.

"How nice of you. Ms. Perfect. Okay, folks, tonight for the royal match will be a Jell-O match for charity, now stay tuned as the wild sex that we promised is coming up next!"

People cheered as the everyone but Tifa smiles at the camera.