A Hopeless Slacker

You yawned again looking at your reflection, you had shaggy hair and some stubble that you couldn't possibly be bothered to shave off, you vaguely remembered the clean-cut kid that was full of potential, but your thoughts were quickly interrupted by the ring of your phone.

"Hey Danny," Your manager said before obnoxiously sipping his coffee "I know it's your day off but I really need you to cover Carl's shift he got arrested...again"

You knew it really wasn't a request, more like a nice order

"Sure I'll be right over," you said hanging up. before groaning loudly, you didn't have any clean work clothes or any clothes for the matter, you supposed you could simply spray some axe on your work clothes, but you didn't wanna free ball to work, then you turned to the box of underwear someone had kindly gifted you