A Harem King Hopeful

Issei stared down at the paper before him. The vast array of words that seemed to scroll down the page like it was some tablet computer or something was very strange, but to be honest to himself, the fact that magic was real wasn't all that surprising considering the fact that he had just been asked out on a date. By a Girl. A Hot Girl at that. With Big Tits!!!

Could the situation be any better?

Well yes it could, as this page now showed.

He'd written her name, Yuuma Amano, right at the top of the page, intending to make a list of places they could go for their date the next day, things to do, sights to see, where she might like to eat that was within his price range.

Before he'd even got to the first item though, this had happened, and as he read the words, he couldn't help but feel a little like he'd been dealt the worst possible hand.

The name at the top of the sheet had changed entirely of its own accord, morphing from Yuuma Amano to Raynare, and now he read the narrative of her existence. It wasn't good for him. She was intending to kill him. Intending to **** him for a reason the pages hadn't yet revealed, but she was very satisfied with herself for her plan. The idea that she was going out on a date with him just so that when she turned around and killed him it would be all the more fun for her... that was sick.

He had to do something. But what could he? Just because he knew this ahead of time didn't mean he could stop it. Raynare had magic. She had friends who would back her up. She had wings for crying out loud! He had just seen the word Fallen Angel in the script, was that what she was? Was he to be punished and dragged down to hell just because he wanted to have a Harem of Huge Tittied women? Was that really asking for too much?

Boobs as a body part were by far the best. They jiggled, they had nipples that could be tweaked and sucked on. They fit perfectly in the hand no matter the size, whether over spilling the fingers or barely there at all. They nursed young, they were all big and bouncy. There was no way in Heaven or Hell, which he now knew existed, that anyone could look down on him for thinking that Boobs are objectively the best thing ever!

It wasn't fair. He dropped the pen, and as it fell it scratched out one of the words in the script by complete accident. The word vanished, and after a few seconds the entire script reshuffled slightly. What the? Could he do that again?

Picking up the pen again, he found a paragraph of her thinking about how she was going to enjoy watching his blood spurt out over the floor. He crossed it out, and the words faded away. Again the script reshuffled. He tried it again, this time while her narrative described her thinking about her three comrades. 2 other females and one guy. He crossed out the word guy, and it faded away, and then without really thinking he filled in girl.

The Red Ink stood out a little more boldly than the rest, and Issei watched as the entire text reshuffled, all mentions of a male Fallen Angel being erased and a female taking their place.

He leaned back in his chair. Could this script really do what he thought it could do? He had no way to find out. Unless...

His Mother's name was written atop another page. The script unfurled before him.

Miki Hyoudou was slicing carrots for dinner that night. It was going to be a good healthy meal, with plenty of vitamins and protein. Oh her two boys, she loved them so much. Issei had come home that afternoon talking about how he had gotten a Girlfriend. He had been so happy. It had been adorable to watch. It was great news for her as well. She and her husband had never been more worried for Issei than when his whole Harem King and Boobs Boobs Boobs phases had started, and while they had learned to live with it, it was still uncertain either of them would ever live to see grandchildren.

She scraped the carrot slices into the pot to boil. They would need a few minutes, and that was all of the prep work done. Now she could relax for a moment, maybe watch some TV. She decided that she should go upstairs and check on Issei. He had locked himself away up there after his huge celebration about having a girlfriend. Maybe it would be best to check on him?

She swiftly reached the top of the stairs and headed right for her sons door. She knocked, and after a moment let herself into his room. Issei was staring right at her when she entered. "Issei dear, are you doing okay up here?"

"Umm. Yes mom." He looked so bewildered. Like a startled deer. What had gotten into him, he wasn't usually like that. She was just turning to leave when he called out to her. "Mom wait a moment."

"Hmm" She voiced, turning back. He looked down at the sheet of paper in front of him, and quickly scribbled something. She decided to wait for him to finish, and then noticed something glinting on the ground. Stooping down, she picked up a small penny from the ground, and didn't care that she gave Issei a full look down her cleavage in the process. She stood back up. "Yes Issei, was there anything you wanted?"

"N-no Mom. Just nothing."

"Okay then dear. Dinner will be ready soon. I'll call you down when it is." She left the room, closing the door behind her. As she descended the stairs she looked at the coin in her hand. Wherever had a penny come from? Why would Issei have British coins in his room? Maybe it was some sort of novelty item he bought.

Issei looked down at the pen in his hand, and the paper on the table. This thing could actually change the world and do it ahead of time at that. He could do whatever he wanted. He could stop Raynare from killing him. He could become a proper Harem King!!!

He twirled the red pen in his fingers a few times, looking down at the slowly scrolling Raynare page of the Script. He had a few edits to make before their date tomorrow.