A Froggie Went A Courtin'

"Okay, fine. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. I'd be so lucky if you gave me the time of day. Please kiss me" James was exasperated. Wasn't the promise of a handsome prince enough?

"Nope. You're going to have to do a lot better than that" Amy laughed.

"Fuck" James muttered under his breath before looking back at Amy and continuing his begging.

"I'm sorry, did I forget to mention just how gorgeous you are. You deserve so much better than the life of a commoner. You're the best, sweetest, kindest, sexiest girl I've ever seen and I would be so lucky if you took a chance on a frog like me. Please, just kiss me, you'll see what I said about being a handsome prince was true. Please. I'm begging you!."

Amy pretended to consider the request before giving her response.

"I want you to sing for me first. I think it would be rather amusing to be serenaded by a frog" Amy smirked "Hop up and down and sing a froggy went a courtin' for me"

"You've got to be kidding me!" James whined.

"Well, then I guess we're done here"

"Okay, okay, fine" James reluctantly agreed before clearing his throat and breaking into song.

"Froggy went a courtin' and he did ride, Uh-huh, Frog went a-courtin', and he did ride, Uh-huh, Frog went a-courtin', and he did ride, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum Uh-huh,..."

James hopped up and down as he sung the few lyrics he knew until his legs hands and legs hurt. He could not hear the laughter of the audience who were watching a naked man frantically hopping up and down like a frog, his dick swinging about wildly, as he sang a children's song badly.

"Okay, Okay, maybe a kiss won't hurt" Amy knelt down so she was at eye level with James "But you still need to whisper sweet nothings to me first, romantic and tender, my little frog prince!"