A Few Hours Ago…

“Hey! Petra! Are you really gonna lay in bed all day you lazy bitch?” I hear in the far distance as a higher pitched, nazely voice starts to slowly wake me from my sleep. As my eyes slowly start to open I get a good look at my best friend staring down at me, hands on her hips, and a smug smirk on her face. “If you don’t get up soon we’re gonna be late for class.”

“Harriette Osborn…” I groan under my breath as I start to pull myself up out of my bed. “Born with a silver spoon in her mouth but still finds a way to act like even more of a prissy princess.” I say with a smirk, before quickly getting my face hit with a pillow.

“Uh-huh, keep talking. And fix your top while you’re at it.” She says, and very quickly I look down to see my white tank top had gotten out of place in my sleep, and my large perky tits were completely exposed. I let out a quick yelp and pulled my shirt back up awkwardly, a bright red blush growing on my cheeks before getting myself up out of bed and stretching.

“Hey… you never usually complain about seeing my tits.” I say with a smug grin… before once again getting hit with a pillow. “Will you just quit that???”

“When you stop being such a slut? Maybe. But for now you need to get dressed! We have that new lecturer coming in for Human Bio.” Harriette says, throwing me a pair of blue skinny jeans and a top that… totally doesn’t match. I toss it to the side and pick up a cute little red and black flannel top and run into the bathroom to get changed.

I had totally forgotten about that guest lecturer! She’s supposed to be one of the prestigious names in all of human biology! Her work has lead to great strides in cancer research, as well as the understanding of human evolution, and where we can be in as little as a few centuries from now.

Leaving the bathroom, hair and makeup done, I had already begun my little ADHD chatterbox rabbit hole, that Harriette knew far too well than to try and talk me out of.

“Do you think she’s gonna talk about her latest research? Do you think her wife is gonna be there? Do you think they’ll take questions? Oh! Do you think they’re looking for researchers?” I rattle on and on and on as we start to leave the dorm, a huge smile on my face as I practically start to skip down the hallway with Harriette rolling her eyes playfully, and trying to keep up.