A Dating Sim

The player sat down at their computer with their new copy of the latest game out this season, "Humili-Date-ion! Staring Lauren Adkins". Activating the game, the player read the introduction of the game's story:

You've had your eye on Lauren Adkins, the hottest girl at your college, for far too long. Her doe eyes, long black hair, curvy butt, 34DD chest, and 5'4" height drive most of the guys wild and a majority of the girls to jealousy. So imagine your surprise when she asks you, the new guy on campus, out on a date. However, this is precisely what you want.

After hearing what Lauren had done to your older sister and three of her friends (including your crush, Melody), you've been keeping an eye on her, not out of lust or desire, but out of vengeance. Using this night as an excuse to reap your ****, you'll discover that the description above was a complete lie. Lauren is a 4'8" shrimp with a beer gut, a massive butt, and a chest that is completely flat!

Obviously, the goal of "Humili-Date-ion! Staring Lauren Adkins" is not to get a kiss or to have a night of fun. Your goal is to somehow expose these secret shames of this wicked, bullying fraud, to make Lauren squirm worse than what she had made your sister and Melody.

After reading all that, the player then presses play to get the game started. The game opens up with the player standing at the door of what is supposedly Lauren's apartment. The clock on the wall reads Six-Thirty P.M.. The player knocks on the door and waits a few seconds as Lauren answered the door. The player notices that Lauren is obviously wearing platform shoes and, if what the story description said was true, a padded bra and spanx.

"Oh, you're early!" Lauren said with a smile, "Are you ready to go, ..."

A text box then pops up, asking for the player to put in their name. After the player does so, the game continues.

"Great!" Lauren says excitedly, "Where are we going, [Insert Name Here]?"

The Player is given four options:

1) The Movies

2) A Fancy Restaurant

3) The Beach

4) The Park