A Cute Song

Everybody wants to be a slut,

Because a trollop’s the only nut

Who knows where it's at.

Tell me everybody's sucking

on that sexy teat,

because everything

prim is obsolete.

A square in a porn,

Makes you wish you weren't born,

with every lethargic lay.

But with a square in my snatch,

You can set an orgy back

To the churchy days.

The king wears a G-string,

But this nut’s the only slut

Who knows how to swing.

But we both take it in the but

Who wants to fuck

A thin lame duck

Or stuff like that?

When everybody wants to be a slut.

A square in a porn,

My belly to glaze,

Makes you wish you weren't born,

Every time with his dick he plays.

Oh catch a kinky kitty...

But with a Puritan in the act,

every time he plays

You can set an orgy back

To the churchy days.

Oh catch a kinky kitty...

Everybody wants to be a slut,

Because a tramp's the only slut

Who knows how to rut

When playing a thick cock

you always have a warm wet welcome,

Because everybody fucks a swinging slut.

Oh boy fellas, lets rail this kitty.

Share it sluts!

If you want to turn me on,

don’t spare the cock,

Play your porn until dawn.

and I’ll blow a big black cock

… until dawn.

Give it to us with another trick,

Are you really such a goon?

Cunnilingus is my party pick,

I’ll take a few men and pretty soon.

Sluts will dream about a gent

sleeping in a Boy Scout tent,

Beneath the night sky’s only light,

Where the train is in my bed.

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to be a slut.

(Hallelujah)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to fuck a slut.

(I’m telling you)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to lick a slut.

(Yeah)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to rail a slut.

(MMF...)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to bang a slut.

(Hallelujah)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to be a slut.

Everybody wants to jump a slut,

Because a slut's the only slut

Who knows where it's at.

Tell me every boy's sucking on that sexy teat,

because everything prim is obsolete.

A square in a porn,

Makes you wish you weren't born,

Every time she lays.

But with a square in my snatch,

You can set an orgy back

To the churchy days.

I've heard some prudes

who tried to wear a G-string,

They’re so silly and rude.

A slut knows how to swing.

Who wants to fuck

A thin lame duck

Or stuff like that?

When everybody wants to be a slut.

A prim pansy in a porn,

Makes you wish you weren't born,

Every time he lies and lays.

Oh catch a kinky kitty...

But with a square in my snatch,

You can set an orgy back

To the churchy days.

Oh catch a kinky kitty...

Everybody wants to be a slut,

Because a slut's the only slut

Who knows where it's at.

When playing a cock

you always have a warm wet welcome,

Because everybody rails a swinging slut.

Oh boy fellas, lets bang this kitty.

Share it sluts!

(humming...)

If you want to turn me on,

Play your bone and put me on

I’ll blow cum out of your bone

To be a happy slut is the key,

Men put your cock inside me,

I’ll give a blow and gulp your cum.

Sluts will dream about a gent

sleeping in a Boy Scout tent,

Beneath the night sky’s only light,

Where the train is in my bed.

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to fuck a slut.

(Hallelujah)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to lick a slut.

(I’m tellin’ ya)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to rail a slut.

(Yeah)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to bang a slut.

(MMF)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to roll a slut.

(Hallelujah)

Everybody, Everybody,

Everybody wants to be a slut.