A Cunny Ruse

"Um, it is I, your sorceress.", Xalandra said in her normal voice, and then pinching her nose, "and I, your royal doctor!", and then giving her voice a squeaky falsetto, "and the royal jeweler."

"But...but, I am in the royal bath! I can not be seen nude! Think of the indignity!"

Xalandra rolled her eyes, knowing everyone who was anyone, and most people who were nobody had gotten all they had ever wanted to see of her nudity already, greatly diluting her future price as a stripper.

"Ma'am, you are suffering a worse indignity.", Xalandra gritted her teeth and resisted slapping the silly sovereign.

"What could that be?', Belinda was busy covering her butt, breasts, and cunny, but with three hands was constantly exposing one to cover the other.

"You have the reverse Midas touch, your majesty.", Xalandra explained.

"I what?!", Belinda bellowed.
"It's true.", the "doctor", told her.

"Everything you've touched majesty has turned to, well, shit.", Xalandra continued.

"All your jewels went gold and stones to glass and brass.", "the jeweler", told her.

"Even my beautiful body has been reduced by your touch!", Xalandra blamed Belinda, "For which I will seek fair compensation!"