A Cowboy

The good old western cowboy had alway been an easy costume to create. You've been guilty of wearing this a couple times before but that was back in the trick or treating days. The costume consists of what you would expect: A pair of jeans, a brown plaid button up shirt, a small cowboy hat that you haven't worn in at least ten years, and a pair of matching brown shoes that are covered up enough by your pants to look like boots.

Very cheap. Very easy. You hate to give yourself a pat in the back but you probably deserve it as this took less than an hour to create.

You pull the clothes out of the plastic bag you were holding them in when your heart drops. The button up had a giant clearly visible stain on the back of it! You groan while face palming; you stuffed it into the bag earlier without even checking if it was clean! Why wouldn't you try it on first?

The rest of your costume seemed perfectly fine but looking down at the t-shirt you're wearing now...let's just say not many cowboys were putting on shirts with sports logos on them back in the day.

You groan one more time out of frustration, Molly and Nadia would be pissed if you asked them to drive you back to your house! You had to think of something on the spot.