A Black Woman in her Thirties

Shaundi O'Brien was hating her day from almost the moment it started. Her new panties were just swallowed by her massive ass and the new pants didn't fit, so she had to wear the office skirt that couldn't cover half of her big black ass.

Dressed in green skirt, mint-white blouse buttoned halfway down due to the heat, she decided to skip the bra and to keep her four-inch heel, green, open-toe shoes in her purse while running for her train in sneakers. She hoped nobody looked too close as they had Goblin Nation decals on them and she didn't need that stress.

Thankfully, her auburn afro was well-behaved.

The heat both outside and in the underground was ridiculous, and Shaundi muttered about needing a better place, closer to work.

And then there was the abrupt stop midjourney and what seemed to be a bad prank. Some stinkbomb and a truckload of spiders falling on everyone.

She was, through divine miracle, able to reach her job on time. Working at OsCorp as a Secretary. Shaundi quickly changed her footwear, anxious to avoid-

"Are those Goblin Nation sneakers?" Shaundi inwardly cursed and took a breath. The person was behind her, so she squirmed in her backless seat so he could get distracted by her fifty-two inches of black ass before she stood in her heels and turned to flash a full-lipped, pouty, pleading expression  at... Norman Osborn?!

"Uh... ye... I mean... yessuh, I mean! Yes. While I was in college, my boyfriend at the time... joined the um... but I swear, I'm not-" Norman pressed a pale, thick finger on Shaundi's full lips and stopped her.

"We all have our pasts. I don't mind it and," he started moving away but turned to face Shaundi before he went through the door, "green is my favourite colour."

Shaundi tried to stop her heart racing, just in time to see a spider on her hand drive it's little fangs into her. She blacked out.

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Shaundi woke up later and was sent home. She nearly protested, but she was assured she would get paid for the day.

Getting back home, she found bills, notices, and a letter from her ex to visit him in prison. Pssh, not a chance.

She scratches the bite and fills a bowl with Lucky Charms before walking over to her couch, peeling off her clothes and putting on "Leprachaun in da Hood", passing out halfway through the awful movie.

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Norman read the report in his office;

• Subject 23. Black Irish American Female. Height:5'5" Weight:149 lbs Measurements: 36-29-52 Hair: Auburn Eyes: Grey Distinguishing Traits: Green Goblin Face tattoo above vagina. Exposed to Viral Gas during commute, received Spider Bite while in OsCorp Office. Spider confirmed to be part of Strain 42.

The retired Goblin leaned back. It was oddly satisfying to work on the side of the Angels for a little while, but he needed a Spider to torment. Maybe a Goblin Fan would work...