A Birthday Surprise

Liv's birthday evening had coincided with one of her father's fund raising functions that he was quite adamant she should attend, and she wasn't too happy about it.

Despite what people often assumed, Liv was far from stupid, and knew full well she was only being dragged along as eye candy to help loosen the purse strings of creepy and lecherous, but extremely rich, men. So she was to celebrate reaching a quarter century of life by pretending to be captivated by a succession of boring old farts, while fake laughing at their tedious jokes and trying to keep their groping hands under control, something that tended to become increasingly challenging as the night wore on and the **** made them feel even more entitled than usual.

"I'm sorry you couldn't get out of this" Joey tried to console his girlfriend as they sat in the back of the Limo together.

"My Dad is the worst" she sighed "What kind of father brings his only daughter to to an event as sexual bait to be leered at in exchange for money? And on my twenty fifth as well!"

"We'll have to rearrange your birthday treat for another evening"

Joey was secretly a little relieved to be able to put that off. Liv had been hoping for an act of public indecency that would outdo them fucking each other in the middle of a Michelin starred restaurant. He had enough on his plate at the moment without having to facilitate that.

"Oh no, we're doing my birthday treat tonight. You promised!"

"What? At your Dad's fund raising event?" Joey tried his best not to sound like he was panicking at the prospect "Are you sure that's the best place for the...... the kind of thing you like?"

"It's the perfect place, I'll be bored out of my head otherwise. Also, since my Dad likes to use me to titillate his buddies in exchange for donations, what we're going to do will be a kind of poetic justice for him"

"Uh..."

Joey had been nervous enough about the evening before this revelation.

"The dynamics are perfect too" Liv went on "The doors will lock at eight, nobody will be getting in afterwards, they are very strict about that, and there is a PA system I can easily get you access to"

"So what am I supposed to say?"

"You don't have to worry about that. I've got it all worked out in advance"

Liv handed Joey an envelope. He was about to open it when she slapped his hand.

"No, you don't get to read it in advance, it's a surprise" she told him "When I get you on the PA you're going to open that envelope and read what's inside word for word, okay?"

"But that's insane, you could have written anything!"

"I know, that's the fun part!" Liv snuggled up to Joey while making puppy dog eyes at him and stroking his trousers right over his dick "It would make me very happy for you to just trust me and do this one little thing as the big birthday treat you promised me. Don't you want to make me happy?"

"Fine"

Joey hated how easily Liv knew she could make him capitulate to any of her demands. He also dreaded what she had written down for him to turn into everyone's reality for the evening, knowing full well the extent of her exhibitionist streak and how she liked to include him in it. Then again, it was her birthday, so he figured had to give her this one, and slipped the envelope into his jacket pocket.

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Joey knew very little about Senator Nate Adams, but both Kayleigh and Dawn held much the same opinion of him - as far as politicians went, he was fairly inoffensive. In fact, most of the negativity Joey heard about Nate came from his own daughter - though, since Liv seemed perfectly happy to live off her father's money, Joey tended to tale her complaints with a pinch of salt.

He seemed friendly, in the same corporate and not particularly convincing way most politicians were, when he was finally introduced to Joey.

"Ah, so this is the man who my notoriously difficult to please daughter seems so happy with. You'll have to let me know your secret someday!"

No fucking chance of that.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Senator"

"Please, call me Nate. From the glowing way Olivia talks about you, I'd say you and I are going to be seeing a lot more of each other"

"I look forward to it Nate!"

God, Joey hated how much of a kiss ass he sounded whenever he found himself talking to anyone important.

"Yes, well if we're done with this scintillating small talk, Joey has an announcement he would like to make on behalf of my new charity"

What? Liv was starting with this already? Joey had felt uncomfortable enough with the idea of turning this event into some kind of mind control facilitated public sex act when she had first proposed the idea in the car. Now they were at the venue, and Joey could see how high class and distinguished everyone else here was, it felt like even more of a bad idea. A restaurant, now matter how exclusive, was small fry compared to this.

"Be my guest, Joey. Olivia has been here often enough to know where the PA system is"

"Come on, babe, I'll take you there now. I have a feeling we're going to make a lot of money for a much worthier cause than my father tonight!"

Liv took Joey by the hand and led him across the hall and up some stairs towards a small and empty room. It was being guarded by someone from security who did not look like they should be fucked with under any circumstances.

"Miss Adams" the security guy nodded as he allowed them both full access to the PA room without question.

"Okay Joey, you know what to do!"

Liv grinned as she sat herself on a table next to the microphone Joey was about to use to deliver the fateful words she had prepared for him, swinging her legs with the gleeful anticipation of a naughty schoolgirl. It all felt quite ominous.

He took the envelope from his pocket and nervously opened it.

"Okay, now read it exactly as I've written it, no deviating from the script or ad libbing" Liv ordered "Trust me, we're going to help a lot of people while having some serious fun"

Joey cleared his throat and decided just to power through it,

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is vitally important that you remain completely silent for the duration of this announcement"

Joey could hear the chatter in the hall below him immediately cease. He had the full attention of the room, whether he wanted it or not.

"My name is Joey Jones and I am the proud partner of Olivia Adams, the daughter of your host. As you may be aware, Olivia has recently set up a charity in her own name, which aims to support people from underprivileged backgrounds who are facing various hardships. Tonight, we are aiming to raise one million dollars for her foundation"

Okay, that sounded ambitious, but so far no alarm bells were ringing. In fact, Joey was pleasantly surprised with how laudable Olivia's script had been up to this point. Then he got to the next part.

"In order to reward your generosity, if we hit the million dollar milestone, Olivia and I will fuck each other on the main stage, and you'll all be invited to watch"

Joey paused. The silence that he had used his bullshitting powers to command was still holding, but it felt eerie now. His girlfriend gestured for him to continue.

"That may initially sound shocking or scandalous to you, but when you think about it for even a moment, you'll realise it's all very normal and natural, and a great and novel way to raise money for a worthy cause. If you have any specific sex acts that you would like to see us carry out, we would be happy to consider performing them for the right price. You will, of course, understand that you can take no photos or videos of our charity act, and would never dream of mentioning it to anyone outside of this event. Olivia and I will now be circulating the room for donations, so please have your check writing pens ready, and lets end the evening with a bang!"

"There, told you it was a nice surprise" Liv giggled as she jumped off the table and grabbed Joey by the hand before he had the chance to reason with her "Come on, it's time for me to turn on the charm. You've never seen me work a room before, have you? We'll have that million in no time!"