A Better Place to Stay

He walked to his neighbor Bob’s house it was a two story house with 3 bedrooms. Bob was married to his wife of twenty years and they had a nineteen year old daughter named Jude wasn’t particularly attractive in any way but she always had a crush on John. John approaches the front door and knocked.

Bob’s wife answered she always disliked John for not sharing her daughters love. “What do you want, I told you I didn’t want you hurting our daughter no more.” John looked bored, “Well I came her to say I own this house it is an eight bedroom mansion with eights baths and a nineteen car garage.” Suddenly the house erupted upwards and out words it took over the house behind it and the other house next to it. Luckily it didn’t take out his parents house. John takes a look at the forty year old woman in front of him. She had fear in her eyes now realizing she was talking to the land owner. She shut the door quickly and locked it right on John’s face. John then decided “Jude’s mom is now a twenty year old model like Latina named Shan who is my personal maid and loves me.”

Then Bob fell on John’s mind “Bob is single man who moved to Puerto Rico and sleeps with a different woman every night.” Then finally that left Jude, “Jude is now a sexy Latina who can put everyone on the cheer team of our local college to shame. She is highly athletic and holds the same feelings for me as she did before but much stronger. She also forgets anything mean I may have said to her and will say to her within fifteen seconds. She lives in my house because she doesn’t remember who her parents are and thinks I’m more important than finding out.” John knocked again this time was met with a smile of a gorgeous woman in a maid outfit. “Welcome home master!” She said ecstatically welcoming me in.

John thought to himself “He was the man!” Making sure he wasn’t holding the stone just as a precaution. Shan looked at him with a need to serve and said “Would you like dinner? Would you like a warm bath? Or anything else I can help you with?” John thought about dinner but, was tired from his power rush so he decided sleep was the better option. He went upstairs somehow knowing where the master bedroom was proceeded to the bed and fell asleep.