A Beer for my Horses

You give Melanie a questioning look as she orders the shots asking, “Shots? Already?”

She jokingly replies, “what’s the matter old man, don’t think you can handle it?”

Kat jumps in the conversation saying, “Come on! It’s just one shot!”

“Yeah, just one shot…” you think to yourself. “If I were still 25, no big deal but at 40….”

You respectfully decline the shot and order a Coors Light for yourself. “I’m not 25 anymore,” you say to the ladies after placing your order.

“Aww, you’re no fun!” says Kat, flashing a little pouty face.

After a minute or so the drinks arrive. You grab your beer and take a long swig. The ladies clink glasses and throw back their shots. Kat finishes first and sets down the shot glass saying, “There’s nothing quite as good as a Red Headed Slut!”

Melanie finishes her shot and replies, “They are good but I actually prefer a Dirty Girl Scout.”

Not missing an opportunity, you say, “Both are pretty awesome but let’s be honest, nothing beats Sex on the Beach.”

The ladies giggle and Kat says, “oooh, I’ve never had that before.”

You call over the bartender and order 2 Sex on the Beach and one more Coors Light.

Melanie chimes in, “What, you don’t want to join us for a round of Sex on the Beach?”

“Fuck it,” you say and call the bartender back over. “Cancel the beer and make it 3 Sex on the Beach!”

“Yea!” both ladies exclaim at the same time.

Soon the fresh round of drinks arrive and you toast to great company and a fun night out. As you finish the drink Kat looks at you smiling and puts her hand on your thigh saying, “I appreciate the drink Ryan but I was thinking the real thing sounds much better!” You immediately feeling a storing in your shorts and need to adjust yourself so others don’t notice. As you move around, Kat’s hand slides further up your thigh and grazes your stiffening cock over your shorts. Smiling, Kat looks at you saying, “looks like someone is up for some fun tonight!”

Another round of drinks follows, then you are dragged out on the small dance floor by the ladies. Dancing is not your thing but you are a few drinks deep and with two gorgeous ladies at your side giving you their attention, you let your guard down and start to really enjoy the grinding taking place between the three of you.

You lose track of time and before you know it your watch says it’s 11:45 pm. “Shit,” you say aloud.

“What is it?” asks Melanie.

“It’s nearly midnight!” you reply. “This old man needs to get home and get his beauty rest!”

Grinding up against you in her tight designer jean shorts, Kat says, “No! We were really just starting to have fun!”

Melanie then says, “Well… We could all head back to my place and sleep off the drinks together!”

Kat then says, “Or better yet, we could head down to the lake and all enjoy some more sex on the beach!”

At this comment, you instantly get hard, though Kat’s grinding on you likely played a part as well. Kat takes notice and says, “seems like we have one firm yes to the idea of sex on the beach!”

Melanie looks at Kat with an ear to ear grin and says, “Let’s get out of here and make this a night we’ll never forget!”

You quickly close out your bar tab and before you know it you are being dragged out of the front door by the two beautiful women. Once outside, you take a long draw of the crisp summer air. You can feel the effects of the drinks catching up to you and a questioning if anyone should be driving. “I think we should get an Uber,” you say.

Mel and Kat look at each other and agree no one should be driving. Kat then says, “do you think they will take us to the lake?”

You open your phone and request an Uber. When the driver arrives, you all squeeze into the backseat of the car, but it’s too small for you to sit next to each other so Kat hops into your lap.

“Where to?” the driver asks.