A Barbarian

In one of the mirrors he looked at himself, but it was not himself.

His reflection was almost as naked as he is now. He was dressed in a pair of chocolate-brown shorts with tufts of sand-colored fur at the waistband, though the curvature of his groin and the frills that poked out of the leg-holes assured him that there was a diaper under there. His feed were covered in little booties made of the same material, and on his head was a helmet. His hair was much longer with a headband made with the same furry material, making him look like a skinny Conan cosplayer. In his hand was a one-sided axe, but the handle was made of plastic and the blade was made from a harmless foam material, not unlike a weapon used in a LARPing session.

The description read:

Barbarian Armor Set I -- Full armor set for the Barbarian Tribes of Kindergarten. A culture dedicated to battle and honor, Barbarians do whatever they want and can do anything if they set their mind to it... at least until naptime. Favors Attack over Defense, typically for players that like to solve their problems the direct way.

Would you like to select this set?

"Yes."

The mirror followed his command and it glowed a brilliant white. The clothes had suddenly wrapped around him, identical to the mirror. He tested the weight of his weapon, finding it to be as light as it looked.

Status: ▼

• Level: 1
• EXP: 0/1000
• HP: 100/100
• MP: 25/25
• Strength: 2
• Attack: 2
• Defense: 0
• Speed: 0
• Intelligence: 0
• Magic: 0
• Vitality: 0

Skills: ▼

• Warrior Tantrum -- increases Defense on the wielder by 10% for 30 seconds when diaper integrity reaches 20% or lower. Cost: 2 MP.

Magic: ▼

• N/A

Inventory: ▼

• Gear: ▼
• Beginner Barbarian Armor (bottom) (100%)
• Beginner Barbarian Boots (100%)
• Beginner Barbarian Headband (100%)
• Starter Diaper (100%)
• Weapons: ▼
• Beginner Axe
• Items: ▼
• HP Bottle (1)
• MP Bottle (1)
• Ingredients: ▼
• N/A
• Valuables: ▼
• Curncy: 0

Manual: ►

Options: ►

HP Bottle? You thought as you read the description.

Instantly, a baby bottle magically appeared in his free hand. It was full of what looked like milk. The rubber nipple was colored green and the milk glowed an ethereal white.

Mhh... MP Bottle.

The HP Bottle vanished and in its place was an identical bottle appeared, though the nipple was blue and the liquid was a clear orange color, kind of like apple juice.

It seemed that merely thinking of commands and items in your inventory automatically.

Suddenly a door magically appeared as the mirrors all vanished.

"Begin your quest," said the narrator.

He left the room, wanting to experience the game.