A Babe Show [pt. II]

*More Namichwan efforts!

Nakaba was laying out upon the lawn that, for some reason, fully encompassed one of the Thousand Sunny’s decks. He was completely nude and hundreds of grass blades pricked and prodded his skin. Totally going to be super itchy soon but that’s what that bathhouse at the back of the ship was for and just the fact that he could hang out buck ass naked on the infamous Straw Hat Pirate’s ship with no one saying a thing made it worth it. Plus he was about to put on a mother-fucking Babe Show in a little bit….

He snorted with amusement at the notion.

The lads had been hinting about it for the last couple of weeks. They hadn’t exactly been subtle but Nakaba had been so drunk when he’d come up with that particular normality that he’d honestly had no memory of making it. He’d just appreciated the fact that they seemed to know their place as background characters set to enthusiastically witness his sexual dominance over their womenfolk. It had taken that bulky weirdo barely dressed Franky, half muscle half machine, all pervert after Nakaba’s own heart, to jog his stupid memory.

"Yo Bro! When are you going to put on a proper Babe Show for your bros?! This crew's backed up so bad our eyes are all white! We need some action! And Nakaba's the man to give it to us!”

Nakaba had replied with a lazy grin, enjoying the lewd veneration present in the big man’s tone, "Oh? Do what? I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about."

Franky had continued. "Nakaba, bro! Put your mighty cock to work and show the crew your serious skills! Give us a Babe Show!”
"Er….What's a Babe Show?"

Franky laughed with an alarming shake of his startingly narrow hips, "You know! It's where bros get to watch their bigger bros fuck chicks, beautiful chicks that are hot enough to drive them crazy with lust! You're gonna have us cheering and pumping our fists like idiots!"

"What the hell are you talking about, you weird naked ape man?"

"A Babe Show!”

That conversation had ended with Nakaba simply acting like he knew what the hells Franky was talking about, assuring him that a so-called Babe Show would be coming up soon. He’d located Robin and had her explain it to him. He’d enjoyed his drunken-self’s idea immensely but it occurred to him that he should probably place his reality-altering earring in a safe place when he dedicated himself to getting shit-faced.

The consequences should he misplace a word could destroy an entire universe… maybe.

Nakaba heard the sounds of soft footsteps approach and he tilted his head forward with the clasped hands behind it. Robin’s full lips were drawn in a friendly and mysterious smile, and her azure-hued eyes sparkled from beneath her long, dark lashes. She was dressed in a pair of jeans that appeared to be glued to her fantastic figure, up top she bared her lovely smooth pale belly and a captivating amount of her overly generous tit-flesh held in a pair of overwhelmed white and blue striped bikini-cups. She was a stunningly gorgeous woman, Nakaba was **** to appreciate every single time he laid eyes on her or dumped a thick load of cum onto her luscious skin.

She didn't say anything, letting her beautiful face communicate her disposition instead.

"You look especially good today, Robin."

Her smile widened and her eyes glittered. "Thank you, Nakaba.” She sat down beside him and rubbed his hairy thigh with one hand, “I’ve reminded everyone and they are on their way up.”

Nakaba snorted with amusement, “Oh yea? These idiots are ready to watch me rail you two bitches and masturbate like a bunch of lewd monkies?"

Robin grinned with answering mischievousness, "That is true enough, Nakaba-sama.” Her hand slipped over to grip and pick up his prick as it lay across his thigh.

“Heh. Where’s Nami then?” he asked as she gently rubbed.

"She's coming too. She’s still getting ready."

"Ready to get fucked? How long does that take? All she needs is a hole…." He quietly grumbled before capturing Robin's chin in his hand and he turned on his side to kiss her, putting Nami out of his mind for the moment. The red-head was ill-tempered at the best of times which only made her humbling herself to his cock all the more enjoyable.

They made out, lying supine upon the grassy deck of the Thousand Sunny.

Robin moaned into his mouth, her kiss hot and heavy, her tongue suddenly flicking into his mouth to duel with his.

Their tongues played together as he ground his hips into her in a slow, hard rhythm.

Nakaba chuckled softly into Robin's mouth, "You want some too, don't you?"

Robin's arms crept around Nakaba's neck and she squeezed.

"Mmm," she moaned, nodding eagerly, "Yes."

“What the hell, Nakaba?” interjected the harsh masculine voice of Zoro suddenly, “I know you’re a horn-dog, but can’t you wait until this shit is supposed to start?”

Robin’s lips pulled back and she twisted to the side as Nakaba pressed up, looking past her shoulder to see a fully nude and terrifically muscular green-haired swordsmen casually holding three blades in one hand. Luffy was right there by his side, a brilliantly huge grin on his face, his eyes practically closed. Unlike Zoro, he was actually wearing his ever present red vest and his straw hat. But his waist was only wrapped in a yellow sash and his lower body was exposed, Luffy’s flaccid penis hanging from his groin. Zoro’s package was in the same state, his shaft noticeably thinner than the captain’s with a surprisingly average sized set of testicles for such a consummate bad-ass to Nakaba’s eye.

He grinned at the sight, the power to twist the mores of the Straw Hat community into ever more perverted forms never ceased to be a delight. By now seeing Luffy bend like rubber to Nakaba’s will was an old hat but witnessing the hard-ass swordsman, who usually took on an air of too cool for this shit towards the Babe Spotter’s sexual antics, participate in them was priceless.

Nakaba laughed and got to his feet, “Heh. As official Straw Hat Babe Spotter, aren't I the one who initiates the beginning of debauchery around here?” He placed his hands on his hips and stood wide letting his equine-like dangle sway, reveling in his clear penile superiority over the two other men.

“Yea, yea.” remarked Zoro with a roll of his eyes as he crossed his ripped arms across the broad panes of his pecs, “Whatever. I’m just looking forward to finally busting a good nut.”

“Shishsi! Me too!” exclaimed Luffy as he snatched up his dick to pull on it furiously, “I can’t wait to cum big watching! Finally, a Babe Show on the Thousand Sunny!”

Robin smoothly got to her feet, draping herself against Nakaba’s side like the fine busty ornament that she was. She rubbed his chest before sliding her hand down his soft stomach to take hold of his length, hefting it to squeeze and massage it. She remained silent as both Zoro and Luffy’s eyes were drawn to her action, the corners of her lips quirked into a satisfied smile at their attention.

Nakaba grinned and nodded at Zoro’s groin, “Well lookie there, buddy! I’d ‘ve swore you were horse-hung just based on your sheer baddassitude, but I guess it just goes to show you can’t judge a man until you’ve dropped drawers and banged a whore together!”

The swordsmen scowled and grunted, only very slightly galled by Nakaba’s comment, “Like I fucking care about the size of my piece. Got better things to do than play at ‘spotting’. That’s your shit. ‘Sides-” He curled his lip slightly with derision, “Who wants to share a broad? Fuckin’ weird. Not this swordsmen.”

The Babe Spotter’s expression didn’t fall as one of his hands played with Robin’s breasts, lewdly causing one huge tit to raunchily expose a nipple, even as her own hands playfully drew out a steadily growing epic erection from his own piece. If anything his grin grew to split his face in a disturbingly toothy way, “Huh. That’s funny. ‘Cause I’d figured you were normally the type of bro who really enjoyed hitting the port town brothel with the lads, taking particular pleasure in engaging in some rough DP, sinking your cocks into some tight, sweet slut holes together.”

In point of fact, that was one of Nakaba’s favorite pastimes and it had always annoyed him how many of his idiotic friends growing up had refused to partake, stupidly terrified about the horrors of nut touching.

Zoro’s soft member twitched and noticeably swelled as Nakaba’s words sank deep into his grey matter, smashing apart and rearranging his very thoughts, inclinations, and memories like childish toy blocks.

“You got that right.” smirked Zoro as he took his swelling prick in hand, his normally stoic face flushing with sudden heat as his eyes blazed with lust, “It’s real fun to fuck a whore with a couple of lads. Heh. You need a second for this babe show? I wouldn’t mind loosening Robin’s asshole for that great big Sea-king you call a cock, Nakaba…”

Nakaba barked out a harsh laugh, “We’ll see, Zoro! I’m just glad to know there’s at least one more real man on this ship!”

Robin just pressed her bosom into her Babe Spotter’s chest even as she swayed her rear sexily in Zoro’s direction, some newborn abdomen-based hands unsnapping her jeans even as some lower-back ones teased her pants down to expose pale butt-cheeks suggestively. “As fun as that sounds Zoro, Nakaba here needs to train for the Babe Spotter shows today… but I certainly don’t mind following my Spotter’s orders if he wants another session in the bath.” Her butt bumped into his abdomen hard enough that he had to brace a hand on pale cheek, giving it a comforting squeeze before she straightened her back up again.

“Babe Show, Babe Show, We’re gonna see a Babe Show~” Hummed their captain. Luffy was just grinning hugely as he tugged on his penis furiously as he ogled Robin, stretching his dick out to an alarming length that did not impress as it became exceedingly thin yet resolutely refused to thicken and truly grow hard in the presence of its master and his master’s babe.

At least until Nakaba reached out and flicked the tip of Luffy’s dick, “Go ahead and get hard as a rock, boy. Leak a tone of pre-cum you’re so excited while you’re at it, will ya?”

While big Luffy hissed out a thanks, little Luffy obeyed with a sharp servility that was damn near magical, going from limp and draping over the captain’s palm, drooping glans pointed towards the grass, to hard as stone and pressing forcefully against his sculpted abs and outie belly button, to swollen fat cockhead pointed towards the underside of Luffy’s chin in mere moments. Molten precum discharged out of the nose of his dick to thickly decorate his well-developed cockhead and flow along the pulsing veins that mapped the exterior of his thick shaft.

A casual conversation then took place then between the trio of men, Nakaba and Zoro taking on the lion’s share as they both reveled in a sudden shared appreciation for double-teaming a bordello while Luffy listened and learned as much as he could about houses of ill-repute when most of his blood had been redirected from his brain to his dick. Throughout this the greenette tugged upon his own prick in a desultory manner that nonetheless managed to elicit his full erection.

Zoro's size seemed to top out at something like nine or ten inches of smooth pale pipe with none of the fat protruding veins that liberally marbled the shafts of both Luffy's and Nakaba's monsters. In fact, the swordsman's cock showed a startling resemblance to a blade itself, completely symmetrical as it maintained a common girth down its length before terminating with an even smaller tapered glans just perfect for prying apart tight little slits and taut resistant assholes. A far cry from the blunt, club-like instruments his fellow well-endowed Straw Hats were equipped with. It even thrust up from Zoro's green fuzzed crotch at a threatening forty five degree angle all on its own as opposed to Nakaba's enormous dong struggling to rise against the relentless pull of jealous gravity.

Robin drifted to her knees between them and she calmly swayed back and forth, twisting around, her big tits jiggling enticingly as her mouth moved from dick to dick. She didn’t need to be told to do so as she knew what her role was now, official Babe to Nakaba but she was observant and intelligent enough to know the desires and inclinations of her Spotter, so she kept her mouth shut and her tongue dancing along his cock and balls, both of her hands skillfully attending to both her Captain’s and Zoro’s as well. She enjoyed the heady experience of it, recognizing that she’d be in this kneeling position between the top three members of the crew quite often.

Zoro's was long and quite steel-like in its hardness.

Luffy's was quite fat and decidedly soft even while erect and solid due to his gummy nature, still very mouth filling, long sticky strands of salty precum oozing from his glans constantly.

Nakaba, the consummate Babe Spotter, was naturally much more enormous than either of the other big Straw Hat cocks, dwarfing them as he epically thrust out and demanded her attention. Her mouth was constantly busy, sometimes eating Nakaba's giant cock, sometimes Zoro's lengthy dick, sometimes Luffy's fat prick, sometimes all three at the same time. She spent a full minute sucking one off as those left out tugged on their large tools with impatience, then she switched to another and restarted the game anew. Her mouth watered as she tasted her Nakaba’s precious precum, the massive solid girth of it forcing her to widen her jaw to its widest extent in order to batter the back of her throat with his sexy Babe Spotter size.

This was the perverted scene that the rest of the Straw Hat crew encountered as they finally arrived for the long desired first put on- babe show on the Thousand Sunny. Rolling her eyes at everything Nami led the way, well-rounded hips sauntering in the beyond cute and sexy costume she’d picked out without any input at all from her lazy spotter. The rest of the crew followed along behind her, their lecherous gazes trapped between her alluring backside and the utterly pornographic scene taking place before them.

Nakaba’s Babe Spotter eyes went wide as they fell upon her, despite the fact that Robin’s long-dark-haired head was bobbing and swaying purposely before his crotch.

Nami enjoyed his open ogling as she approached carefully upon high-heels. Her impressively voluptuous figure was wrapped up in a bunny outfit that wouldn’t have been out of place in a casino or some lord’s harem. Her long shapely legs were wrapped up in fishnet stockings while her torso was covered in a velvet-like corset of bright sky blue. It was incredibly tight around her exquisitely curved body, leaving nothing to the imagination. Cups of blue cloth hugged her massive chest barely securing it as her mounds bounced and jiggled riotously. The top of her corset was just that: breast-cups, as a long window had been cut out along the front to bear her impressively deep cleavage and a long tract of perfect skin down to her navel.

Despite her all-around general hotness, his red-headed babe had an expression of open distaste as she regarded him with her hands upon her well-rounded hips, “Seriously? You just went with- fully nude, no outfit, just cause ‘I’ve got a giant meat sword’, I’ll fuck and that will be entertaining?”

Nakaba shrugged at her. He didn’t particularly care about fashion. Nude made the most sense when sex was your main activity and he couldn’t help but enjoy Nami’s comment about him having a big sword.

Nami twitched, causing her big boobs to undulate distractingly, as she scoffed and continued, “How humiliating… and oh so terribly stupid…”

Nakaba shook his head in mock dismay even as he extracted his cock from Robin’s grasp and brandished it towards Nami, “Damn, but you have a bad attitude, Nami. A complete lack of respect for your duly declared Babe Spotter! Utterly churlish!”

“Come here you-” Nami’s eyes went wide but she didn’t resist as he suddenly reached out and grabbed the back of her head, fingers digging into her bright orange-red hair. Forcefully, he guided her face down and lifted his hips, driving the fat head of his cock right into her mouth. He grinned and pumped his hand in time with his hips, pushing his shaft between her bitch-lips causing them to distend absurdly, Nami still standing and bent over, back-straight, cheeks of her softy meaty ass hanging out past her bunny costume. Nami was **** to swallow the massive cock head. Her hips wiggled delightfully for the watching male Straw Hats as her lips were wrapped around the massive girthy flesh pillar, tongue flapping uselessly on his veiny underside.

“Yahoo! It’s starting!” Luffy cheered, immediately pumping his freshly made iron to the sight of Nami. “How does she feel Nakaba? Is her mouth all wet and squishy like Robin’s was?”

“Considering he’s made her lower mouth soak already, I’d say that would be yes.” Zoro pointed out before joining his captain in stroking, Nami’s pussy indeed had begun dribbling down her leg as soon as cockhead reached her tongue.

“Wow! That was quick! Way to make the ladies excited, Nakaba-bro!” Franky added while inspecting Nami’s massive rear for himself.

The others all followed suit, looking at the pair with various degrees of hot faces and amazed interest as their long time friend was skewered on this freak of a dick.

Robin suddenly switched gears to bring out a bottle from around the back of the mast. “Would anyone like some lotion? Nakaba tends to last a while and I’d hate for anyone to chafe themselves.”

Like a weird attendant, Robin then went around delivering the foamy cream to anyone who wanted it. Some wanted a nice heaping helping on their hands, while a few wanted it to be spread over the throbbing poles themselves. Once completed in her task, the archeologist started stroking herself as well. Whether that was part of the show was anyone’s guess, but she seemed to be enjoying herself at the sight of the Nami kebab.

Nakaba laughed and stood tall, enjoying the warm smooth breeze upon the grassy deck of the Thousand Sunny as he made use of the Straw Hat navigator’s head like a common sextoy. His gaze swept across the other males who looked hilarious in various stages of undress. Blonde Sanji wore a loose button down blouse only, his paltry erection sticking out angrily between the tails, his rather disturbingly muscular pale legs exposed. Ussop had his yellow overalls around his knees as he pumped, red suspenders dangling. Other than his various shiny mechanical bits, Franky had only removed his speedo, leaving only his garish short-sleeve open shirt barely covering his bulbously muscular form. “I mean seriously!” He declared expansively with a wave of an arm that he wasn’t using to push her head back and forth, “Isn’t just THIS a good enough show?! I’m sure every one of these lads has imagined shutting your big mouth in just this way late at night when they’re alone in their bunks!”

“Am I right?”

Luffy raised his non-wanking hand like the good boy he is. “I definitely wanted to put my penis in her mouth!”

"Na-" Nami was cut off as Nakaba shoved her head down his shaft, letting it slide past her gag reflex and into her throat. She grasped her hands around the thick shaft to slow its invasion and barely had the breath to moan and struggle as Nakaba pumped his hips, head bobbing as if in a rhythmic rut.

She soon gave up her indignant air, recognizing the pointlessness of resisting and realizing that for this particular lughead audience it was probably quite the arousing show so she dropped her hands away from his cock to clasp them behind her back and prepared herself to be skullfucked along his length. One of her tits had broken free from her top, a pendulous whale swinging around wildly as it stretched towards the ground. With her lips and mouth **** to spread in some surely absurd 'blowjob-face' around Nakaba's bat-thick girth, she knew she looked embarrassing to say the least. Still, she bet this stupid shit was going over just fucking splendidly with the boys and-

-and sure enough she heard hasty footsteps from behind, a telltale grunt and groan and then felt the first speckling of 'applause' land upon her upper thigh and left butt-cheek.

As Nakaba did his best to shove his over-sized Babe-Spotter prick down her neck, she idly wondered which one it had been?

Ussop had been awkwardly leaning over to Franky as he fapped to ask, " Hey uh… where are we supposed to uh… shoot? There's no stage-oh"

He broke off as Sanji lurched forward to awkwardly hunch over as he blurred his fist to urge out an ejaculation upon Nami's backside. “Fu~uckk…” He sighed out as his seed splashed into the navigator’s crevice.

Franky giggled, "Our curly cook shows the way! We improvise! Yosh! Hehe… I'll have to see about installing a stage over there…"

Nakaba laughed as he thrust Nami’s head off his dick but kept his fingers intertwined with her hair, not quite able to believe that the infamous pirate Black Leg Sanji had just fapped himself to heaven all over his babe’s ass, “Well, that was fast. Maybe they should call you Quick Shot Sanji or One Pump Sanji!”

Catching her breath, Nami snapped away the thick strands of drool still messily running between her lips and Nakaba’s giant smelly cock-helmet and turned her head to look back and delivered a twinkling-eyed smirk as she took in the cook’s pathetic appearance. His shoulders were slumped and his head lolled on them, slap-happy dazed smile plastered on his pink cheeked face. Reaching back to flick at his shrinking dick, she added, “Certainly not Three Leg Sanji.” She spoke with a breezy confidence that sought to communicate that there was nothing at all humiliating about having your head and neck turned into nothing more than a self-heating automatically lubing onahole, no, that was saved for being the first to blow your load to such a scene. “You really should have held it in. The pleasure’s so much better when you wait…”

"Aye..." murmured Sanji, still partially dazed and flushed, still too caught up in what had pretty clearly been an awesome orgasm already to care much about what Nami had said.

As Nakaba finally released the back of her head and started running his mouth in that obnoxious way of his, Nami straightened and stretched. She arched her back and thrust out her tits. She even palmed them from below before she stuffed them both back fully into her top, enjoying the awed looks on several of the males’ faces. She even caught Zoro stare. When their eyes met, he tried to look stern and even sneer. But he wasn’t fooling anyone with that big hard dick in his hands.

With Nakaba currently occupied by… straddling a kneeling Robin as he draped his big nutsack across her face and slapped his dong down atop her quaking boobs, Nami took a census of the buffet of cock-flesh her crewmates were displaying and quickly found that save for Luffy and Zoro none of them were particularly noteworthy. It was awfully interesting that they could all be so weird and different in body shape and style and yet so similar and dull between the legs. Straw Hat penises seemed to hover around the unimpressive global mean for nonbreeding men. Franky, a bit shorter but thicker, rendered optically even smaller by his brawny barrel of a torso above. Usopp, somewhat longer yet noticeably quite slender, a true pencil dick competing with that nose of his. Sanji she’d had a look at the other night of course, a painfully average size, perhaps even dipping into smaller than average.

Brooke and Chopper were present but just watching from further back both lacking a certain something in order to fully participate in the festivity. A flesh and blood penis for Brooke and actual sexual inclinations for the human female form from Chopper. For all that, they both seemed plenty interested in the proceedings. The goofy skeleton watched while strumming his guitar apparently intent upon providing a raunchy soundtrack of some sort while the reindeer doctor furiously made notes.

Nakaba loved it.

He absolutely fucking loved it! Wild exhilaration and overwhelming horny sensation fired through his veins like molten treasure. He'd done exactly as he'd bragged to Robin on that very first day, turned her and her precious Straw Hats into his perverted wind-up toys. There she sat between his legs perfectly content to let him tea-bag her with his face-smothering sac as she squeezed his prick with her heavy tits all the while the infamous unstoppable pirates pathetically beat their collective meat to his awesome display.

"Yo Chops!" He called out catching sight of that furry little doctor just past the nearby half-circle of masturbating pirates, "Since you've already got pen and paper, why don't you add some new attributes to track in your cute little crew lists downstairs, huh? How about dick size and general all around sexual activities?"

While Zoro rolled his eyes and grumbled, "-fuck's sake…", Chopper's eyes lit up.

"Yeah! I'll do that! Great idea, Nakaba! Sexual health is fundamental to overall crew health!" Ever the perfect little butt monkey, Chopper flashed a comic thumbs up and went back to his paperwork. Nakaba chuckled to himself. Good boy Chopper.

Ussop's face was red, wide eyes glued to Robin's tits as he pumped, "This has to be best th-tha-best-tha-best-"

Franky boomed his agreement, his own turgid tool vanishing inside his giant paw,"Best fuckin' busty woman on the great big sea!"

Nakaba stepped away from Robin, swinging a leg wide, the bulk of his colossal cock swinging wildly, he took his heavy length into hand and joined in with the other males. He honestly wasn't sure what the hell he was supposed to be doing but the rest of the Straw Hats seemed to be enjoying themselves, so he did what he did best: shouted orders and acted like a complete dick.

"Hey! Can one of you ugly bastards quit abusing your peckers long enough to get me a chair? Not feelin' like more grass."
Franky grinned and lumbered off, yelling about "just the thing!" and making unnecessary mouth noises.

Nami suddenly slapped the side of Nakaba's extensive endowment, "So did you have some kind of plan here for your first ever Babe Show or were you just going with random shit off the top of your head? Cause-" she paused to turn and give Luffy's now quite honestly, impressive cock a look, a plump stretcher any other Babe Spotter would be proud to call his own, "I hear my captain's been just begging to fuck me...hmmm?"

Her voice trailed off with a giggle even as a drooling, pumping Luffy practically split his face as he cried, “Yea! I HAVE, Nami! I want to plunge your pirate holes so bad! Please let me!”

The captain was ignored like the prop he was by both Babe and Spotter, as the duo lewdly squared up upon each other.

As his smacked erection flapped around aimlessly before his legs, Nakaba felt a very slight twinge of jealousy before he recalled what a manipulative little grifter Nami was and he resisted his first impulse.

"Alright, alright Nami-girl, that’s enough lip out of you. Ain’t my role in this show but to provide one long, fat dick for these lads to vicariously bust their nuts through, it's you Babes’ job to really provide that lusty entertainment. So go ahead and focus that evil brain of yours their way. Help these fella’s out by talking dirty and playing the shameless man-eating money-hungry slut you know they fantasize about. Babe Spotter’s orders.”

He grinned as the expression on her face changed and then he gave that fine ass of hers a big cheek-quaking slap as she spun on her heel to approach her new quarry. He eyed her waspish tiny waistline as it flared outward into those wide, taunting pointedly sashaying hips even as Robin ensconced herself against his side, squishing one overdeveloped breast into him while the other flounced out atop his abdomen. She kissed his cheek briefly even as Nami leaned in close to that weird-looking guy Ussop, whispering something in his ear as she rubbed her ample breasts against the front of his hairy chest. He jerked violently then nodded eagerly, his huge eyes practically bulging with excitement.

Ussop's face quickly fell when Nami pulled away from him and moved towards Zoro and Luffy and settled between them with a deep, buttocks-accentuating squat, the back of her bright blue leotard with its poofy white fluff ball forming a tiny thong between the two perfect globes of her ass-flesh, "Actually-" she started, voice filled with wicked delight as she cast a glance back at the Straw Hat sniper, "-watery little pea-shooters are out and big, thick pricks that can at least play at Spotting are IN. Prime Babe pussy-access is reserved for the strong, substantial male specimen who can actually make her cum!”

She didn't quite reach out and take hold of the two big penises currently being stroked in front of her. Zoro was basically glaring at her as he pumped angrily, his muscles bulging. Luffy's expression beneath his straw hat was beyond silly even as his rapid stroking with both hands caused the slimy strands of drooling precum from his fat tip to fly into the air and land wetly on the grass between them. The mosshead’s expression was more of a pensive and contemplative frown, a frown that appeared to be an angry pout as he stared daggers at Nami.

“What?!!” cried Ussop, throwing both his arms into the air, looking particularly absurd with that homely face of his and a rock hard extension sticking out from his thickly bushed crotch. "Watery pea-shooter?! Just wait until I fire a batch of super virile Ussopian tadpoles straight into your baby-maker! We'll see who's a substantial male stud then! The Great Captain Ussop of the Ussop Pirates, that's who!"

There was an instant collective expression of 'EW!" from everyone save Nakaba as the Straw-Hat's sniper ran at the mouth, casually admitting to one of the taboos that was universal across the peoples of the Blue Sea: the idea of anyone other than a Babe Spotter inseminating a female.

"No way in hell!” exclaimed Zoro with a scathing glare for Ussop while the living skeleton Brook abruptly dropped his instrument, “How uncouth, sir! Honestly, that's more disgusting than a bag of bones thinking it could ever do that to a living being!"

Nakaba snickered to himself while Nami forgot about the role she was playing, standing back from the rest of the males, “It’s revolting! It makes me want to throw up!”

Ussop wilted under the clear revulsion on her lovely features, that emotion mirrored on the rest of his companions, even Chopper frowning deeply as he continued to scribble upon his notepad.

Luffy simply kept pumping his obese boner, completely oblivious to the discussion.

The Babe Spotter decided to handle the situation since the Captain was busy. “It’s okay guys, the kid just got over excited and let out a childish outburst.”

The sniper shifted around awkwardly, somewhat happy his friends seemed to be chilling out on the situation but not that happy to be called a kid. “R-right…”

“So AS a child, he should be punished as one. Go sit in the corner for 10 minutes and think about what you’ve done. And no touching yourself either.”

A responsive huff could barely be heard but after looking around at the disapproving frowns of his friends Usopp silently walked off to face his punishment. “...I wasn’t gonna do it… if I still had my original babe spotter penis they’d be all over me, but I had to sacrifice it to that curse to save that child…” He muttered sweet lies to himself, sitting on the step of the Sunny’s small staircase grouchily.