A "stimulating" lubricant.

You decide that most of the other stuff is too weird or creepy for you, so you settle for something simple. Everybody needs some lube, right? That's certainly something you can put to use, somehow. And be it just for a nice massage. The "stimulating" part is, as far as you are concerned, only advertisement anyway. You have used lubricant in the past, mostly, when you were younger and found it harder to get aroused easily. What you learned back then was that, in the end, it's all the same product.

The price is a bit higher than what you might pay in the drugstore, but... well, it's still cheap. It's just some lube. Maybe you can surprise Dave later, pour it on his shaft, and give him a seductive look.

You smile and click on "Add to cart".

As you just want to close the product site, your eyes catch a sentence you did not expect there: "Manufactured and shipped by Happy Maid".

You didn't know that the company does also produce sex toys. Isn't that... kind of weird? What does a housemaid service industry have in common with lubricant?