8 teams

E: Yes, Dan. In lane one we find the Swedish team: Sven and Inga.

D: Sven is 24 y.o old. As you can see he is tall and muscular.

E: He looks so Swedish, blond with blue eyes. His equipment is “interesting”.

D: Yes, Elly. He has very big powerful balls. However, Sven is one of those athletes that decided to shrink his penis, so it does not get on the way. The official stats say that his dick is currently 1 inch soft and 3 inches hard.

E: How did he shrink it?

D: He told me in an interview that he started shrinking his dick on his 18th birthday. He had an average dick and understood that his dick size was a problem in biathlon. So, the day of his 18th birthday he started a rigorous chastity regime. He locks his dick in a mini cage and he only takes the cage off for competitions.

E: He is probably horny as hell.

D: Of course, Elly. I am sure that we will see him hard during the race and, with a little luck, we might see him ejaculating.

E: I would love to see that. Also, Inga is a beauty.

D: She is but she is also fierce. She is a great competitor and one of the best shooters, Elly. In fact, Sweden is one of the strongest teams. They were 3rd in the European championship last year.

E: In lane two, we find Atoumane and Lisa from Senegal.

D: Atoumane is, by far, the strongest man in the competition. He is 7’2” and pure muscle. His balls are, also by far, the biggest of all the contestants.

E: Then, why aren’t they favourites?

D: Atoumane always struggles with his dick. As you can see, it’s enormous. According to the official stats, 7 inches soft and 9 hard, so he always struggles to place it in the shooting hole. Still, it will be impressive watching him dragging Lisa around.

E: I can’t wait to see that. In lane 3, we find Germany: Andreas and Helena.

D: Andreas is very similarly built to the Swedish guy, just a little shorter and a little older. He also shrinks his dick using chastity devices. The official statistics say he is currently 1.5 soft and 3.5 hard.

E: He is really good looking. Shame he shrinks his dick. It’s kinda funny and sad to see these gorgeous guys with such big balls and tiny dicks. At least, they are perfect for ballbusting.

D: Andreas is a great competitor. In fact, Germany were second in the last European championships and one of the teams to follow today.

E: I am sure Helena is fierce. She is from East Germany.

D: She is, Elly. She also competes in other ballbusting events. I would not like to compete against her…or with her.

E: In lane 4, it’s the home team, U.S.A, Jack and Lyndsay.

D: They are the current world champions and Jack is kind of a national hero. Probably most of you already know him but, for those who don’t, Jack Stephens is 28 y.o. and from Arkansas. He is not as muscular as the Swedish or German competitors and his balls as not as big but he is known for his resilience. He is one of the few competitors who can keep a regular pace during the whole race.

E: His dick is pretty average compared with the other participants. Doesn’t he shrink it?

D: He does, in fact. But he started shrinking it only a couple of years ago. He had confessed that he was only able to shrink it 1 inch so far. His current official statistics are 3 inches soft and 4.5 hard. Still, they are the big favorites.

E: In lane 5, it’s Ukraine. I heard they are the USA biggest rivals.

D: Indeed, Ellie, Evgeniy and Alina, the Ukrainian pair are the current European champions. Evgeniy is the oldest of all the participants at 32 y.o. but he is still in great shape.

E: He doen’t seem to have a dick!

D: He does, Elly, it’s just that it’s almost buried. The thing is that Evgeniy born with very big balls and a small dick, so his mother decided to train him for biathlon since he was a child. All that training has made that his dick never really developed. In addition, he has been in continuous chastity since his 18th birthday.

E: wow!

D: He is the only one of the participants who is not able to get a full erection. His official statistics say his flaccid dick is 0.2 inches and 1 inch hard, but the truth is that it’s only kind of a semi hard-on. But, as you can see his balls are the second biggest of all participants, after the Senegalese guy.

E: He is the perfect ballbustee.

D: Indeed. Also, Alina, his partner is also his mother. She has been training his son since he was a child so she became an expert shooter and ballbuster.

E: In lane 6, we find India, Rajesh and Devi. Rajesh looks so different to the other men.

D: Yes, unlike the other men, Rajesh is a little chubby and extremely hairy. He does not look like an elite sportsman but don’t let looks deceive you. He is a great competitor.

E: His genitals also look quite “normal” compared to the other guys.

D: Yes, Rajesh has said in an interview that he had never done anything to modify his genitals size. His balls are on the large side of average. His flaccid dick is pretty small, just two inches, but according to the official stats, he is a grower. His hardon is 7”, the biggest after the Senegalese guy.

E: I like him, he is always smiling. He is the kind of guy I will love to kick in the balls.

D: Erm, yes. He is really nice and I think he is the one that enjoys the race the most. I am pretty sure you will be able to see that hardon today.

E: looking forward to it. In Lane 7, we have Sergio and Beatriz from Spain.

D: Another interesting couple. Like the Ukrainian couple, the Spanish are the only ones that are related: they are husband and wife.

E: He looks quite slim and not as strong as the other guys.

D: You are right. He is the slimmest of all the men and the second hairiest after the Indian guy. His balls are quite small and his dick is also on the small side. According to the statistics, he is 2 inches soft and 4 inches hard. According to my information, he did not shrink it. It’s naturally this small.

E: They did not look like a strong team.

D: I don’t agree. Sergio is probably the weakest of all the men, but Beatriz is the best shooter. Despite Sergio having the smallest target of all the men, her accuracy is almost 100%.

E: That’s pretty impressive. I bet she loves to bust his husband’s nuts.

D: She apparently said that she started training her husband for biathlon when she realized that was the only possible use for his husband’s tiny genitals. I also have to say that they were 5th in the European championships and that they are only here because Norway was disqualified.

E: really? what happened to Norway?

D: The Norwegian man, Ole, suffered a testicular rupture while training. As you know, the rules of biathlon state that all the competing men must have healthy working testicles. In case a man suffers a rupture, he cants keep competing and he must be castrated to prevent him from competing.

E: So, Ole was castrated?

D: Yes, he was. In fact, he asked for a total nullification so he had his penis removed as well. He did not want to keep his penis without balls.

E: I have heard that 90% of male biathletes suffer a rupture during their career. Is that true?

D: Unfortunately, yes. Most male biathletes suffer a rupture and are not able to finish their careers. It’s by far the sport with the lowest testicular survival rate. We may even seem some ruptures today, taking into account how high the stakes are.

E: I hope so. Well, and finally, in lane 8 we have the Australian couple: Andrew and Jessica.

D: Andrew is 19 y.o, the youngest of all competitors. He is still quite slim but defined.

E: He is another case of big balls and small dick.

D: Yes, his balls are also on the big size. His dick is officially 2.5 inches soft and 5 hard. He is so young so he still has a lot of time to shrink it more.

E: The participants are all now in their places. I am excited. Who do you think will win, Dan?

D: I would bet on U.S.A.

E: Really? What if we make a bet: If USA wins, I will give you a blowjob. If they don’t win, we will do a biathlon race together. I would love to shoot your balls.

D: erm…I think I pass.

E: Are you sure?. I can see you getting hard at the thought. Do you want a blow job or do you want me to shoot at you balls? Or maybe both?

D: ok, ok, I accept the bet. But let’s just focus on the race. It’s about to start.