4. You finally get some work done and head home

You finally have a moment to actually do your job that afternoon. You go through your email for the first time in a day and a half and find a number of parents wanting meetings with you. You refer them to Nikki to get on your calendar. You can tell a few of them are going to be more excuses to have Irene back in your office. You manage some other tasks before the end of the day in your rest between fuckings.

Finally, it’s the end of the day and it’s time for you to go home. You end up walking out with Nikki. You smile to yourself as you pass students, parents, and teachers. None of them are the wiser that your admin assistant is carrying your child. At this very moment cells are dividing within her thanks to your sperm fertilizing her egg.

When you get home, you see your wife is out at her book club. You couldn’t care less. You make yourself some dinner and go to bed early, exhausted after your day.