3-Point Shots

Although it probably wasn’t going to be as exciting as what Breanna had hyped the crowd up for, Victoria figured her top priority would be not exposing herself to everyone and their mother in the audience. Putting her dignity aside, she yanked the shorts up as high as she could manage without looking ridiculous before dribbling forward toward the basket.

Already, she felt the shorts falling from where she’d hiked them up. It was as if she was running with pockets full of quarters, those heavy metal stars clanging with each step. Her chest wasn’t playing nice either, poor bra doing it’s job but still so much of her was on display and jiggling.

If anyone was laughing again, she couldn’t hear it, the crowd was thundering with loud chants of her name. “Vic-Tor-I-A!” Over and over again. It put a smile on her face as she dribbled and then stopped on a dime just before the three-point line. Victoria jumped, using her flight to rise up and up in the air until she was practically level with the hoop. She floated there for a moment, relishing in the collective awe of the crowd. She always loved that split second when shooting, as of the world had stood still and she was in the middle of it all. Victoria took her shot, basketball jumping out of her hands in a nice arc while she slowly came back down.

Hopefully, everyone watching would be focused on the path of the ball and not focused on her as she grabbed for her shorts waistband. Sure enough, it’s fall below to her thighs, the full curve of her butt pretty much out. She yanked the shorts back up by the time she hit the ground, which coincided with the basketball swishing through the hoop. The crowd erupted, anyone who had been watching her rear now likely upset that they missed the shot going in.

She felt invulnerable, but still not stupid. A little adrenaline wasn’t going to have her do anything too risky. But this was a winning strategy and she was willing to kill it a bit more. One of the volunteers was already collecting the basketball, passing it back out to her. Victoria caught it, then caught her immediately falling shorts, and did the same routing, dribbling to a new spot along the arc, using flight to get high in the air, taking a shot, and then grabbing her waistband before she hit the ground so no one saw too much. Her shirt was hanging low but her bra was doing a fine job keeping the girls contained.

Not every shot went in, but the crowd’s reaction to the misses was quickly followed by encouragement to hit the next one, which Victoria always did. After a few dozen shots, she’s working up a bit of a sweat and called her final shot. Racing to the corner after sinking one, Victoria pointed up in the air for the volunteer to pass it there. They did, with a bit more heat on it than Victoria expected. But she was fast, using her flight to reach it high up in the air and shoot immediately after catching it.

The shot sailed in the air as the crowd went wild, which was weird considering it hadn’t even gone in yet. Victoria grabbed for her stupid shorts only for her hands to go empty. She looked down and her face went beet red in horror. Her shorts weren’t there, white legs putting on a shoe as she fell back to Earth. Her underwear was the only thing keeping her backside covered but all this running and jumping around had wedged her panties up her butt and snatch. After twisting and turning in the air, trying to use her legs to cover her cameltoe, Victoria spotted her shorts, left in a puddle on the court from where she’s made this jump from. The shot went in, a small cheer ringing through the crowd until the people who didn’t notice now did, dead silence and a few snickers flooding the gym as everyone saw her completely bottomless, the people sitting courtside getting a clear view of her big butt swallowing up her panties. She was mortified but had to act quickly.

• Quick! Fly over to the shorts and pull them back on to save what little dignity she had left. It was embarrassing but these things happen.

• Own it! Pretend it’s what she meant to do all along as part of the trick shot and that it doesn’t bother her. If she acts like she’s not humiliated right now and totally fine prancing around in her underwear then no one would think it was a big deal either, right?