3 Ladies and 1 Amazon

"Hey everyone, welcome," Eric said as everyone sat down at the table. "What characters did everyone bring today?"

Kate was already pulling out her character sheet and bulging dice bag, "I brought Roxie Skullsmasha the Orc Barbarian!" She slammed the character sheet on the table. "Daughter of an orc warlord."

"So you are like an orc princess?" Eric asked.

"Sort of ... I am less let's wear fancy gowns and more let's kill things with my greataxe. D12 damage, bitches!"

"A princess?" Jen asked.

"War-princess," Kate corrected.

"... well I also made a princess..." Jen said placing a character sheet on the table with a sexy portrait drawn in the small character portrait spot on the sheet. "Her name is Alecia Brimstone... Or is it?... She is a tiefling rogue. Banished because her mother gave birth to a half demon."

"Awesome," Eric said making notes, "What about you, Zack?"

Zack places a fancy painted miniature next to his character sheet, "I decided to play a little out of my comfort zone-"

"A human fighter?" Kate said looking at the character sheet, "Oh yes... How original?..."

"I meant a female character. She's Ash of Venisia. An Amazonian gladiator!" Zack said.

"Is it me or does she look like Zendaya?" Jen asked.

"I plead the fifth," Zack said.

"Okay," Eric said, "And last but not least, alex, who are you playing?"

Alex put down his phone and pulled out a cheeto coated sheet of notebook paper, "I made a woman too, high elf bard."

Zack leaned over, "Why does it say prostitute in your background?"

"Excuse me," Alex said, "She is a high class escort. Her name is Yinara."

"Did you just remake Inara from Firefly as a blonde, busty elf prostitute?" Kate said.

Alex's face turned red, "-i mean-maybe."

"... guys are pigs...." Jen said drawing a blonde, busty elven prostitute in her notebook next to other sketches of the characters described.

Eric leaned over the DM screen. "We start in the tavern, your characters meeting for the first time in front of the quest board in the Gilded Pony tavern-"

At Eric's words the players felt their minds leaving their body and getting sucked into the miniature tavern in front of them.