3-5 drinks

Standing around by yourself at a party where you don't know anyone is awkward enough, but doing it in a dress, pretending to be a girl is a whole new level of weird. You decide to get a few drinks in you right away to help you relax a little. You grab a plastic cup and pour what you guess to be a couple of shots worth of vodka into it. You down the liquor quickly, and then refill your cup with beer from the nearby keg.

You're already buzzing a little, and starting to feel a little more comfortable with your surroundings. You take a long swig of your beer and glance around the party, looking for somewhere to put yourself…

You see some people hanging around the rather nice pool out back.

On one side of the house, the large garage that opens on both ends has become a crowded dance floor.

You also notice there are people enjoying the party inside the house.