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Chapter 11
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The-Drunken-Bandit
What to choose?
2: Total drama.
This world will perhaps be the easiest to conquer.
There are no heroes, there are no special physics, and there are no advanced technologies to get in the way.
“So, this is where were going to start? Why this world? It looks completely barren of anything that could be considered useful. Especially when it comes to trying to get Kory!” Blackfire disregards the world as useless as she peers into the pool after finishing her paperwork.
“True it may have no physical or scientific resources, but it does have something that we do need.” You concede with Blackfire that this world is barren of anything of note.
“Oh really and what do we “need”?” Blackfire asks as she hands off the clipboard to a goblin that you have summoned to file away the paperwork.
You don’t respond instead pulling up images of a reality TV show and begin focusing on several… female… members of the cast. To which blackfire could only look at you as if you are the scum of the earth.
“Really, women! That’s what we need! What are you a Perv!” Blackfire shouts at you as her eyes turn bright purple in anger. However before she can start her rant you cut her off.
“It’s not women that we need. It’s pure life ****.”
“What…” Blackfire states plainly with a flat look. You begin to elaborate and explain.
“Blackfire, the source in which we draw our power from. The dungeon heart is composed of entirely of Pure, unadulterated, life ****. As it grows stronger, then so do we and the only way to empower the dungeon heart is to feed more pure life **** to it.”
“Okay… But that still doesn’t explain why you need women.” Blackfire states as she still questions with a flat suspicious look.
“The answer to that is actually very simple. You see my predecessors had experimented night and day trying to come up with ways to create Pure life ****. The end results were of only two options. You either kill someone and take their soul and feed it to the dungeon heart or you create life **** the old-fashioned way.” This takes Blackfire aback as she jumps to an obvious conclusion.
“You feed children to it!”
“What. No! What do you take me for! A barbarian!” You immediately stop that train of thought before goes anywhere. However, Blackfire gives a rather flat stare as she raises a finger and prepares to speak…
“Don’t answer that!” You cut her off before she has the chance to make a snide remark. Blackfire scoffs and crosses her arms.
“Okay then smart guy then how is the dungeon heart empowered by "the old-fashioned way”” Black fire questions as she puts "the old-fashioned" way into air quotes.
“Simple, magic. With the power the dungeon heart I can change it so that instead of producing a child. The act produces a pure life stone, which can be fed directly to the dungeon heart to empower it. However, there is a caveat to this. As it requires the mother to be a willing participant otherwise the stone will not come out pure.” You explained the process of empowering the dungeon heart.
“So, let me get this straight. You have to go and play dimensional gigolo to conquer the multi-verse!” Blackfire asks disgusted at the path to power that she has unfortunately now signed up on.
“I wouldn’t put it as so crass, but yes essentially I have to seduce many different women in order to empower the dungeon heart. And as I stated before as the dungeon heart grows in power so, do we. For you may become stronger, faster, or even develop new powers.” You once again remind black fire of the benefits that she could gain. This seems to do the trick as she no longer holds the disgusted look in her eyes, before she questions you again.
“Okay and what do you gain out of all this? Besides the free sex, you perv!” Her insults do not deter you as you explain what you gain in return for such actions.
“For me? My power grows as I gained new powers, abilities, and most importantly of all new minions. These new minions can range in different ways and have varying abilities depending on the world taken. For this world as there is no real benefit, but power to the dungeon heart. So, we may gain a support species that can act as healers for our army.” This seems to calm Blackfire down even more as she gains a look of understanding.
“So for every world…” “We gain a new power and a new minion, that will help us in our end goals.” You finish for her as she slowly gains a wicked grin. She must be imagining the possibilities that now have opened up.
“All right gigolo. Who do you want to take first?” Black fire asks with a grin as you pull up different images of the many different females that have appeared in this reality TV show.
Who do you take first?
Cartoon overlord
Conquer the many worlds of cartoons or Die hillariously trying!
Cartoon Overlord is a Conquest/Adventure story. You start off as a unknown Wanna be villain before you start your master plan to take over cartoon worlds.
Updated on Apr 17, 2026
by former182
Created on Feb 11, 2019
by The-Drunken-Bandit
With every decision at the end of a chapter your game state can change. Here are your current variables.
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