1990s

The 1990s. The 90s were full of celebrities John had a crush on at the time, but eventually grew to hate. John focused his mind on the time period and closed his eyes. When he opened them again, things where very different. He looked out the window and saw a lot of old model cars that looked brand new. He also saw a lot of terrible haircuts and a ton of denim.

It worked!

Now all he had to do was pick a celebrity from this time period.