11. And you have the car to yourself.

You take a local train from a stop that also serves and express, so there’s usually fewer people on your train. Tonight, you’re the only one in your car. Scratch that. You’re the only one in your car except for the bimbo. You grin and subtly make your way to a seat in the middle of the car, nearer to the girl. She glances up at you and tries to ignore her fellow rider.

Suddenly, the car lurches to a halt. You’re both thrown off balance and she practically lands in your lap. The announcer informs you in his tinny voice that there’s been a service disruption due to an unexpected obstacle in the track. You know what that’s code for. You’ll be here a while. The girl looks a little nervous.

“On your way somewhere?”

“Just meeting friends.”

“Big plans then?”

“Not really, it’s a birthday happy hour thing.”

Her voice matches her look, you think to yourself.

“Well, we might as well entertain ourselves, I’m Chuck.”

“Lena.”

She doesn’t seem the most interested in chatting with you, but you decide to push on.

“So, Lena, what do you like to do for fun? Wait no, let me guess. With a body like that I bet you’re in the gym a lot.”

She smiles a little at that, “I guess. You look like you spend some time there yourself.”

“Every day. But I keep a pretty well equipped home gym.”

“Lucky!”

“And I get my exercise in in a few other ways.”

She immediately picks up on what you’re intimating and gives you a subtle look up and down. “I bet…” Her eyes stop at your crotch and go wide. Your size is always impressive and you’ve positioned yourself so anyone can see what you’re working with through your work pants.

“Like what you see?”

“Oh, oh my god, sorry. I didn’t mean…”

“You want a closer look?”