100!

G’ahead I know you want to do it.

Really?

Yes.

Yeee!

HOLY FUCKING SWEET SUGAR TITS GUYS! 100 CHAPTERS!

Feel better now?

Yes.

And just think all it took was pandering to a bunch of filthy degenerates.

Hey they’re not that filthy.

J/K J/K

Seriously though I want to thank each and every one of you for all of the likes, comments, favorites, bookmarks and just taking the time to read my little story.

I legitimately couldn’t keep this up without them.

…He means it. I’ve watched him Mia fucking Wallace up the comment section in the bathroom. Shameful.

Oh great now he’s going to monologue.

I really can’t believe the stats, it’s absolutely mind-boggling to me.

On the day this post goes up, you’ve graciously given me 80 bookmarks, 209 favorites, 702 likes and 70,000 views!

I can’t emphasize how much I literally never expected this. Honestly when I posted those first few chapters I would have been over the moon if I got 100 views in total. But this HOLY FUCKING BALLS.

Alright calm your tits.

Again thank you all so much.

Okay, okay, we get it you’re a fucking attention whore now tell them about the story.

Fine.

I have no intention of going anywhere and as long as you guys keep wasting time reading this shit I’ll keep posting.

There is a general outline for this story I’ve plotted out so there will be no shortage of content. The details though hehe a bit more shaky but hey it seems to work for George R.R Martin!

Seriously he has scripts for two more sequels and at least one Christmas special and wait what the fuck is this a Thanksgiving special?

Hey just be glad I nixed the Saint Paddy’s one.

Fair enough.

For real though I’ve got at least 30 characters I’m debating integrating into “Part one.” Which brings me to my second point. I want to hear from you all!

The Chyoa format of a living and changing story has been awesome! It seems to really flow for me and while I know what I’m doing for the main plotlines. I wanna know what you’ve enjoyed, what’s clicked for all of you. Who or what you’d like to see more of.

SEX!

-_- I know that one.

I try to keep on the comments, but I know Chyoa isn’t the best about notifying people with responses to comments. So consider this chapter an opportunity to chime in with your questions, concerns, critiques, comments, etc and I’ll do my best to respond to them here.

I think you’re seriously overestimating the amount of care people have about a wank-blog.

Hey Hunter S. Thompson used to write for Playboy and at least a couple of published authors started out writing smut for Penthouse.

Why do you know that?

…uh reasons.

Please just end this now.

Fine.

Oh

*****NEW READERS POTENTIAL SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS FYI*****

And antics aside a big thank you to all the ladies and gentleman in the audience.

Hahaha there ain’t no ladies here.

Also does anyone know how to insert space between paragraphs because this single continuous line shit is seriously starting to get vexing!