10. Marie Christopher, cheater

Your intercom buzzes. “I have Marie Christopher out here, she got sent up from chemistry.”

“Send her in.”

A petite redhead enters your office, looking terrified. Her flaming hair frames her face beautifully and stops at just about where you assume her nipples would be. Her chest is a modest size and she’s a little curvy, not one of your athletes, but definitely one of your star debaters. She’s pretty in a girl-next-door way.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have done it, I’m so so sorry.” The girl looks like she’s on the verge of tears as she sits across from you.

“What exactly did you do, Marie?”

“I… Ms. Breckinridge caught me… she caught me cheating.” Marie buries her face in her hands.

“I see.” You regard her for a moment, “since this is your first offense and you’re generally a good girl, I’m sure we can figure something out so this doesn’t go on your record. It would be a shame for one infraction to jeopardize your college applications.”

She looks up at you in horror; she clearly hadn’t even considered her college applications. “Oh my god, please, anything.”

‘Anything’ is exactly what you wanted to hear. “If you come kneel over here, I’m sure we can work something out.”